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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) GRIFFIN: Dm C Bb When there's a man outside your window Dm C Bb And he's out there looking in, oh Dm C Bb Gm And you know it's just his job to clean the windows That's how his day goes C Dm But the look upon his face shows Bb That this might be way too close Bb Way too close C Dm You're fully naked and he's basically a foot away Bb That's way too close Bb Way too close Gm Am Bb C That is what I mean when I say you're too close
{BIRDIE]
F C Bb
I don't get what you're saying
F
It sounds like he was just concerned
C Bb
And I feel like that is earned
GRIFFIN, spoken:
You're not getting it
sung:
Dm C Bb
When there's a boy who loves his piggy
BIRDIE:
Dm
Sounds like a great piggy
GRIFFIN:
C Bb
But the pig gets really biggy
BIRDIE:
Dm
Piggy's gotta grow, gotta fly
GRIFFIN:
C Bb Gm
And his daddy says, "it's time to gimme Piggy"
BIRDIE:
What?
GRIFFIN:
He's coming with me
BIRDIE:
Oh no!
GRIFFIN:
C
The boy forgot that they were farmers
BIRDIE:
Dm
Pig farmers
GRIFFIN:
And he knows that he is
BOTH:
Bb
Way too close
Way too close
C Dm
Now he can barely eat his bacon
And he knows that he was
Bb
Way too close
Way too close
GRIFFIN:
Gm Am Bb C
Wouldn't you agree he got too close?
BIRDIE:
Bb F
Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over
C Dm
Asks you for some toilet paper, which is fine and dandy
Bb F C
Until they start to tell you all about their day without you asking
Dm Bb
And they talk to you while you can hear everything
GRIFFIN:
Everything
BIRDIE:
F
Everything
GRIFFIN:
Everything
BIRDIE:
C
Everything
BOTH:
Dm
You don't know what the heck is happening
C
Or how to stop whatever it is
Dm
Yeah, whatever it is
Bb
Uhuh, it's way too close
Way too close
BIRDIE:
C
None of this applies to me
Dm
This family's my family
GRIFFIN:
Bb
You're way too close
BIRDIE:
Never too close
GRIFFIN:
Way too close
BIRDIE:
Never too close
GRIFFIN:
Gm Am Bb C
This is why it's bad to be too close
BIRDIE:
Gm Am Bb C
This is not that boy and his piggy
BOTH:
Gm Am Bb C Dm C Bb
That boy is probably a vegan now because he got way too close
Dm C Bb
And it's hard to be a vegan
Dm C Bb
'Cause there are not as many options
Dm C Bb
I guess that's something we agree on
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