(Spoken) Okay Bob, you can do this C C C C This wedding is my war zone Em And I'm the doctor in it F I've got to save their special day G Gotta cater it to the limit
C Something so important Em Our burgers were their cupid F Gotta give Farrah and what's-his-name A perfect reception G To prove my job's not stupid C So do I take this meat to grill just right? Em I do F Take this cheese to melt on top so nice? G I do C Linda:Bob this isn't on you Em That ceremony was upsetting F The way those two rushed into this G You'd think it was a shotgun wedding C Bob:But do I take these buns to have and hold? Em I do Linda:All you can do is do your best-est F Bob:Toast them perfect so their love grows old? G I do Linda:They are a couple of hot messes C [Bob}Do I swear that I won't screw this up? Em I do Linda:Bob you're crazy F Bob:Do I need this more than anything? G Linda:Do I think you've lost your mind on this? C [Bob & Linda} I do