Guitar chords with lyrics
ARCHIBALD (Spoken) N.C. And now it's time for silly songs with Larry The part of the show Where Larry comes out and sings a silly son. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mister Lunt Who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags: 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'.
PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRYC majorC
FF We are the pirates who don't do anything
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G+G We just stay at home and lay around
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FF And if you ask us to do anything
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G+G We'll just tell you... LARRY
C majorC We don't do anything PA GRAPE
C majorC Well, I've never been to Greenland
FF And I've never been to Denver
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G+G And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
C majorC And I've never been to Moscow
FF And I've never been to Tampa
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C majorC And I've never been to Boston in the fall
PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRYC majorC
FF We're the pirates who don't do anything
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G+G We just stay at home and lay around
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FF And if you ask us to do anything
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G+G We'll just tell you... MISTER LUNT (Spoken)
C majorC We don't do anything! MISTER LUNT
C majorC And I've never hoist the mainstay
FF And I've never swabbed the poop deck
C majorC And I've never veer to starboard
G+G 'Cause I never sail at all
C majorC And I've never walked the gangplank
FF And I've never owned a parrot
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C majorC And I've never been to Boston in the fall PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY
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FF 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
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G+G We just stay at home and lay around
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FF And if you ask us to do anything
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C majorC We'll just tell you we don't do anything LARRY
C majorC Well, I've never plucked a rooster
FF And I'm not too good at ping pong
C majorC And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes
G+G Up against the wall
C majorC And I've never kissed a chipmunk
FF And I've never gotten head lice
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C majorC And I've never been to Boston in the fall PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. Huh? What are you talking about? What does a rooster or mashed potatoes Have to do with being a pirate? MISTER LUNT (Spoken) N.C. Hey, that's right We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things! PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
A minorAm I right? What do you think? MISTER LUNT (Spoken): N.C. I think you look like Cap'n Crunch. PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. Huh? No I don't! MISTER LUNT (Spoken) N.C. Do too! PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. Do not! MISTER LUNT (Spoken) N.C. You're making me hungry. PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. That's it, you're walking the plank! MISTER LUNT (Spoken) N.C. Says who? PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. Says the Cap'n, that's who! MISTER LUNT (Spoken) N.C. Oh yeah? Aye, aye, Cap'n Crunch! PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. Arrrgh! MISTER LUN (Spoken) N.C. Yikes! LARRY
C majorC And I've never licked a spark plug
FF And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
C majorC And I've never painted daises
G+G On a big red rubber ball
C majorC And I've never bathed in yogurt
FF And I don't look good in leggings PA GRAPE (Spoken) N.C. You just don't get it. PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY
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C majorC And we've never been to Boston in the fall!