Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Intro: A A G A G7 C Chorus: C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D7 D7 G7 Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D G7 C Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. Instrumental Break: D G7 C Verse 1: C F7 Well, I keep a little turtle at my uncle and my aunt's. D7 G7 My Auntie's name is Myrtle, and my island turtle's name is Lance. C F7 He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance. D7 G7 He just plays his ukulele, and he does the hula dance. Chorus: C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D7 D7 G7 Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D G7 C Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. Instrumental Break: D G7 C Verse 2: C F7 He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night; D7 F7 G7 Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a wiki bite. C F7 The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing. D7 G7 The one that lived across the street arrived there in the Spring! Chorus: C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D7 D7 G7 Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D G7 C Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. Bridge: F But Lance just kept on cooking, F7 He was grilling full of glee. F A# A#7 He was marinating ribs 'cause he likes... (spoken) ...uh, syrup with his feta cheese? F (sung) Lance's purple turtle shell F7 Has ketchup, if you please. A# Pineapples are shiny. G7 Spotted tiki bumblebees?! Chorus: C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D7 D7 G7 Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D G7 C Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. Verse 3: C There are luscious chocolate fingers F7 Spinning slowly in the school. D7 Mele Kalikimaka. G7 Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool. C A thousand igloos wax the beach, F7 Spray luggage in the tree. D7 Raining puppies, flying clown, G7 Tossing punahele-- Verse 4: C Lapoka sneezes coconuts, F7 Tahiti yoyo leg. D7 Wahini with spaghetti sauce, G7 Don't make the fuzzy parrot beg. C Paper, plastic, porcupine, F7 The horsey makes his bed. D7 G7 The humu humu nuku nuku apua'a wasn't fed. Final Chorus: C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A D7 D7 G7 Lance the turtle, dance, dance, dance. C E7 Lance the turtle, aloha, Lance. A Lance the turtle, D G7 dance, dance, dance. Ending: G C
