Guitar chords with lyrics
Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the
where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from
unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All
the Staplers Gone "
Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting.
Petunia: No. No, we don't.
DmDm 
A7A7 
D MajorD
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
FF 
G+G
Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer
Bb majorBb FF
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: That's odd
G minorGm DmDm
Larry: I know I thought for sure
A7A7
Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape?
FF G+G
Larry: It's right next to the phone
Bb majorBb FF
Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not
G+G 
C majorC
I guess I should have known
C majorC 
AbAb 
BbmBbm
Together: Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
Eb7Eb7 AbAb
What happened to our paper clips?
F minorFm BbmBbm
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again
Larry: They're gone again
BdimBdim
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when...
F minorFm 
C7C7
Larry: The rubber bands were in their place?
AbAb Bb majorBb
Petunia: They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
C#C# AbAb
Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace
Petunia: Yes!
BbmBbm F minorFm
Larry: There were always more
F minorFm C7C7
Petunia: Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, raining down
AbAb Bb majorBb
Together: Legal pads a plenty
Legal Pads: We're legal
C#C# AbAb
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue
Larry: I remember!
BbmBbm 
Eb MajorEb
Together: Never less than twenty
BB 
C# minorC#m
Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
F#7F#7 BB
What happened to our paper clips?
AbmAbm C# minorC#m
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
DdimDdim
Together: We've run out of packing slips
C minorCm
Petunia: Someday my prints will come
G+G
Larry: Please replace the toner
C minorCm
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
G+G
Larry: Our manila folders
Eb MajorEb
Petunia: Someday my prints will come
Bb majorBb
Larry: Where's the printer cable?
Eb MajorEb
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
Ab/Bb Bb--C
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
C majorC DmDm
Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
G7G7 C majorC
What happened to our paper clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
A minorAm DmDm
Larry: The ballpoints are gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
BdimBdim 
F/GF/G G+G
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips
C majorC A minorAm
Where have all the staplers gone?
Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two:
