Guitar chords with lyrics
Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone " Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting. Petunia: No. No, we don't.DmDm
A7A7
D MajorD Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
FF
G+G Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer
Bb majorBb
FF Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more Petunia: That's odd
G minorGm
DmDm Larry: I know I thought for sure
A7A7 Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape?
FF
G+G Larry: It's right next to the phone
Bb majorBb
FF Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not
G+G
C majorC I guess I should have known
C majorC
AbAb
BbmBbm Together: Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
Eb7Eb7
AbAb What happened to our paper clips?
F minorFm
BbmBbm Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again Larry: They're gone again
BdimBdim Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Do you remember when...
F minorFm
C7C7 Larry: The rubber bands were in their place?
AbAb
Bb majorBb Petunia: They're in the middle drawer Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
C#C#
AbAb Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace Petunia: Yes!
BbmBbm
F minorFm Larry: There were always more
F minorFm
C7C7 Petunia: Reams of paper raining down Paper: Raining, raining down
AbAb
Bb majorBb Together: Legal pads a plenty Legal Pads: We're legal
C#C#
AbAb Petunia: Highlighters in every hue Larry: I remember!
BbmBbm
Eb MajorEb Together: Never less than twenty
BB
C# minorC#m Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
F#7F#7
BB What happened to our paper clips?
AbmAbm
C# minorC#m Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again Petunia: They're gone again
DdimDdim Together: We've run out of packing slips
C minorCm Petunia: Someday my prints will come
G+G Larry: Please replace the toner
C minorCm Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
G+G Larry: Our manila folders
Eb MajorEb Petunia: Someday my prints will come
Bb majorBb Larry: Where's the printer cable?
Eb MajorEb Petunia: Someday we'll find more of Ab/Bb Bb--C Together: Adhesive shipping labels
C majorC
DmDm Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
G7G7
C majorC What happened to our paper clips? Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
A minorAm
DmDm Larry: The ballpoints are gone again Petunia: They're gone again
BdimBdim
F/GF/G
G+G Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips
C majorC
A minorAm Where have all the staplers gone? Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: