Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
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Pablo: Have you heard about that lady, that fancy, pantsy lady
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who thinks she's so much better than us all.
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Tyrone: She's selfish and she's mean, like you'd expect from a queen.
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And though her ego is fat, her heart is small.
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Pablo: I hear she's got an ugly head.
E MajorE
Tyrone: And there are bedbugs in her bed!
B7B7
Pablo: And she's got pimples on her nose!
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Tyrone: And yucky stuff between her toes!
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Pablo: I bet she doesn't wash her hair!
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Tyrone: And doesn't change her underwear!
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Tyrone and Pablo: And that's the reason we don't care!
Chorus:
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We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
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Tasha: Hmph! But you've never even met her
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and I'll bet it would upset her to hear those awful things you have to say.
Verse 2:
B7B7
Pablo: (speaking) Upset her?
E MajorE
Tyrone: (speaking) The Empress?
Tyrone and Pablo: (speaking) Oh please
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Tasha: What if she's only lonely and wishes she could only have friends that she could play with every day?
Pablo: (speaking) The Empress?
Tyrone: (speaking) Lonely?
Pablo: (speaking) Nah
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Tyrone: Nah I hear she doesn't like cartoons!
E MajorE
Pablo: I bet she's lousy with balloons!
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Tyrone and Pablo: Her manners must be really bad!
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Tasha: (speaking) If she could hear, she would be so sad!
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Tyrone and Pablo: And that's okay 'cause we don't care!
Chorus:
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We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
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Pablo: You know what really gets me? What bothers and upsets me?
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I'm so sick with envy
I think that I might cry.
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Tyrone: It's that wonderful balloon, her magnificent balloon!
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Tyrone and Pablo: How I wish that we could fly up to the sky!
Tasha: (speaking) That's why you don't like her? 'Cause she has a hot-air balloon and you don't?
Tyrone and Pablo: (speaking) Yeah.
B7B7 A augmentedA E MajorE
That's why we don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!