South Park - The Lonely Jew On Christmas chords by Cartoons Music

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)


Original key is B, but I prefer to play it in A augmentedA (hence the capo)


Intro:

e|-------------------------0----------------------------------0------------------------|
BB|-------2--------4--------2--------4--------2--------4-------2-------4--------2-------|
G+G|-------2--------4-----------------4--------2--------4---------------4--------2-------|
D MajorD|----2--------2--------2--------2--------2--------2-------2--------2-------2----------|
A augmentedA|-0--------0--------0--------0--------0--------0-------0--------0-------0-------------|
E MajorE|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1:

   A augmentedA          E MajorE
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
  D MajorD                A augmentedA
My friends won't let me join in any games
   D MajorD          E MajorE      A augmentedA        F# minorF#m
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
     D MajorD       E MajorE           A augmentedA          (A augmentedA)
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
  D MajorD       E MajorE       A augmentedA       F# minorF#m
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity


Chorus:

   D MajorD
I'm a Jew
     E MajorE
A augmentedA lonely Jew
  A augmentedA
On Christmas

(Repeat intro tab here.)


Verse 2:

A augmentedA             E MajorE
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
   D MajorD                A augmentedA
That Santa passes over my house every year?
    D MajorD       E MajorE       A augmentedA       F# minorF#m
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes
  D MajorD       E MajorE          A augmentedA       (A augmentedA)
Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish'
  D MajorD        E MajorE             A augmentedA             F# minorF#m
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me, please


Chorus:

   D MajorD
I'm a Jew
     E MajorE
A augmentedA lonely Jew
      D MajorD
I can't be merry
      E MajorE
'Cause I'm Hebrew
  A augmentedA
On Christmas

(Repeat intro tab.)