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South Park - Mr Hankey The Christmas Pooh chords by Cartoons Music

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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
Chord diagramFF                    Chord diagramE minorEm        Chord diagramDmDm        Chord diagramC majorC
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
Chord diagramFF               Chord diagramE minorEm           Chord diagramDmDm          Chord diagramC majorC
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
    Chord diagramG+G
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
       Chord diagramA minorAm              Chord diagramD MajorD                Chord diagramG+G      Chord diagramG7G7  Chord diagramD MajorD Chord diagramG+G
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday


Verse 1:
Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramFF          Chord diagramE MajorE         Chord diagramA augmentedA
  Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Chord diagramDmDm        Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramC majorC          Chord diagramA minorAm
Small and brown he comes from you
Chord diagramDmDm         Chord diagramG+G      Chord diagramC majorC       Chord diagramA minorAm
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Chord diagramD7D7                      Chord diagramG+G
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

  Chord diagramFF            Chord diagramE minorEm     Chord diagramA7A7
Chord diagramA augmentedA present from down below
Chord diagramD MajorD         Chord diagramG+G           Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramA minorAm
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
     Chord diagramDmDm       Chord diagramG+G      Chord diagramC majorC       Chord diagramA minorAm
He's seen the love inside of you
              Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramC majorC
'Cause he's a piece of poo
Verse 2:
               Chord diagramFF
Sometimes he's nutty
    Chord diagramG+G          Chord diagramC majorC
Sometimes he's corny
          Chord diagramFF        Chord diagramA#A#       Chord diagramD#D#
He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!)
    Chord diagramFF                   Chord diagramC majorC
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve

   Chord diagramD MajorD                  Chord diagramG+G
He might come to your town!
Chord diagramC majorC   Chord diagramFF          Chord diagramE MajorE         Chord diagramA augmentedA
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         Chord diagramG+G          Chord diagramA minorAm
He loves me, I love you
Chord diagramD MajorD            Chord diagramG+G         Chord diagramC majorC        Chord diagramA minorAm
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
      Chord diagramD MajorD          Chord diagramG+G      Chord diagramC majorC
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Bridge:
(Cartman)
Chord diagramE MajorE
Well Kyle, where is he?
       Chord diagramA augmentedA
(Kyle) Ehh... He's coming!
              Chord diagramD MajorD
(Stan)Come on dude, push!
       Chord diagramA augmentedA            Chord diagramA#A#
(Kyle) Ehhhh... I'm trying!

                Chord diagramBB
(Cartman) Wait, wait I can see his head!
       Chord diagramC majorC       Chord diagramA augmentedA
(Kyle) Here he comes!
 Chord diagramD MajorD          Chord diagramD#D#
(POP) Howdy Ho!


Verse 3:
        Chord diagramG#G#     Chord diagramFF   Chord diagramC majorC
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         Chord diagramA#A#           Chord diagramD#D#
Season’s Greetings to all of you!
Chord diagramFF          Chord diagramA#A#                  Chord diagramC minorCm
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Chord diagramF7F7           Chord diagramA#A#
Now before I melt away

Chord diagramG#G#              Chord diagramG+G       Chord diagramC majorC
Here's a game I like to play
Chord diagramFF                Chord diagramA#A#        Chord diagramD#D#
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Chord diagramFF     Chord diagramF#7A#7   Chord diagramD#D#
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Chord diagramFF         Chord diagramA#A#       Chord diagramD#D#
Christmas Time has come!


Verse 4:
    Chord diagramG#G#
Sometimes he's runny
    Chord diagramA#A#         Chord diagramD#D#
Sometimes he's firm
    Chord diagramG#G#                   Chord diagramF#F#
Sometimes he practically water
    Chord diagramBB              Chord diagramA#A#             Chord diagramD#D#
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

    Chord diagramG#G#    N.C.
And won't fall in the toilet
N.C.
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
N.C
And he won't drop off... and so you shake your ass around
N.C.
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
N.C.
And finally it dooooeees


Verse 5:
    Chord diagramFF          Chord diagramE MajorE         Chord diagramA augmentedA
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
     Chord diagramDmDm        Chord diagramG+G          Chord diagramC majorC
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too
      Chord diagramD MajorD        Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramA minorAm
Flush him down but he's never gone
    Chord diagramD MajorD                    Chord diagramG+G      Chord diagramC majorC  Chord diagramG#G# Chord diagramFF  Chord diagramC majorC
His smell and his spirit linger on
N.C.
Howdy Ho!

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