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Misc Cartoons guitar chords for South park - mr hankey the christmas pooh

South Park - Mr Hankey The Christmas Pooh chords by Misc Cartoons

Misc Cartoons guitar chords for South park - mr hankey the christmas pooh

Guitar chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Verse 1:
A chord diagramFF                    A chord diagramE minorEm        A chord diagramDmDm        A chord diagramC majorC
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
A chord diagramFF               A chord diagramE minorEm           A chord diagramDmDm          A chord diagramC majorC
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
    A chord diagramG+G
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
       A chord diagramA minorAm              A chord diagramD MajorD                A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramG7G7  A chord diagramD MajorD A chord diagramG+G
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Verse 1:
A chord diagramC majorC     A chord diagramFF          A chord diagramE MajorE         A chord diagramA augmentedA
  Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
A chord diagramDmDm        A chord diagramG+G        A chord diagramC majorC          A chord diagramA minorAm
Small and brown he comes from you
A chord diagramDmDm         A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA minorAm
Sit on the toilet here he comes
A chord diagramD7D7                      A chord diagramG+G
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

  A chord diagramFF            A chord diagramE minorEm     A chord diagramA7A7
A chord diagramA augmentedA present from down below
A chord diagramD MajorD         A chord diagramG+G           A chord diagramC majorC     A chord diagramA minorAm
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
     A chord diagramDmDm       A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA minorAm
He's seen the love inside of you
              A chord diagramG+G        A chord diagramC majorC
'Cause he's a piece of poo

Verse 2:
               A chord diagramFF
Sometimes he's nutty
    A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramC majorC
Sometimes he's corny
          A chord diagramFF        A chord diagramA#A#       A chord diagramD#D#
He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!)
    A chord diagramFF                   A chord diagramC majorC
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve

   A chord diagramD MajorD                  A chord diagramG+G
He might come to your town!
A chord diagramC majorC   A chord diagramFF          A chord diagramE MajorE         A chord diagramA augmentedA
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramA minorAm
He loves me, I love you
A chord diagramD MajorD            A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC        A chord diagramA minorAm
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
      A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)


Bridge:
(Cartman)
A chord diagramE MajorE
Well Kyle, where is he?
       A chord diagramA augmentedA
(Kyle) Ehh... He's coming!
              A chord diagramD MajorD
(Stan)Come on dude, push!
       A chord diagramA augmentedA            A chord diagramA#A#
(Kyle) Ehhhh... I'm trying!

                A chord diagramBB
(Cartman) Wait, wait I can see his head!
       A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA augmentedA
(Kyle) Here he comes!
 A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramD#D#
(POP) Howdy Ho!


Verse 3:
        A chord diagramG#G#     A chord diagramFF   A chord diagramC majorC
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         A chord diagramA#A#           A chord diagramD#D#
Season’s Greetings to all of you!
A chord diagramFF          A chord diagramA#A#                  A chord diagramC minorCm
Let's sing songs and dance and play
A chord diagramF7F7           A chord diagramA#A#
Now before I melt away

A chord diagramG#G#              A chord diagramG+G       A chord diagramC majorC
Here's a game I like to play
A chord diagramFF                A chord diagramA#A#        A chord diagramD#D#
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
A chord diagramFF     A chord diagramF#7A#7   A chord diagramD#D#
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
A chord diagramFF         A chord diagramA#A#       A chord diagramD#D#
Christmas Time has come!


Verse 4:
    A chord diagramG#G#
Sometimes he's runny
    A chord diagramA#A#         A chord diagramD#D#
Sometimes he's firm
    A chord diagramG#G#                   A chord diagramF#F#
Sometimes he practically water
    A chord diagramBB              A chord diagramA#A#             A chord diagramD#D#
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

    A chord diagramG#G#    N.C.
And won't fall in the toilet
N.C.
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
N.C
And he won't drop off... and so you shake your ass around
N.C.
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
N.C.
And finally it dooooeees


Verse 5:
    A chord diagramFF          A chord diagramE MajorE         A chord diagramA augmentedA
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
     A chord diagramDmDm        A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramC majorC
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too
      A chord diagramD MajorD        A chord diagramC majorC              A chord diagramA minorAm
Flush him down but he's never gone
    A chord diagramD MajorD                    A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC  A chord diagramG#G# A chord diagramFF  A chord diagramC majorC
His smell and his spirit linger on
N.C.
Howdy Ho!

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