South Park - Mr Hankey The Christmas Pooh chords by Misc Cartoons

Guitar chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Verse 1:
FF                    E minorEm        DmDm        C majorC
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
FF               E minorEm           DmDm          C majorC
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
    G+G
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
       A minorAm              D MajorD                G+G      G7G7  D MajorD G+G
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Verse 1:
C majorC     FF          E MajorE         A augmentedA
  Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
DmDm        G+G        C majorC          A minorAm
Small and brown he comes from you
DmDm         G+G      C majorC       A minorAm
Sit on the toilet here he comes
D7D7                      G+G
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

  FF            E minorEm     A7A7
A augmentedA present from down below
D MajorD         G+G           C majorC     A minorAm
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
     DmDm       G+G      C majorC       A minorAm
He's seen the love inside of you
              G+G        C majorC
'Cause he's a piece of poo

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Verse 2:
               FF
Sometimes he's nutty
    G+G          C majorC
Sometimes he's corny
          FF        A#A#       D#D#
He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!)
    FF                   C majorC
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve

   D MajorD                  G+G
He might come to your town!
C majorC   FF          E MajorE         A augmentedA
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         G+G          A minorAm
He loves me, I love you
D MajorD            G+G         C majorC        A minorAm
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
      D MajorD          G+G      C majorC
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)


Bridge:
(Cartman)
E MajorE
Well Kyle, where is he?
       A augmentedA
(Kyle) Ehh... He's coming!
              D MajorD
(Stan)Come on dude, push!
       A augmentedA            A#A#
(Kyle) Ehhhh... I'm trying!

                BB
(Cartman) Wait, wait I can see his head!
       C majorC       A augmentedA
(Kyle) Here he comes!
 D MajorD          D#D#
(POP) Howdy Ho!


Verse 3:
        G#G#     FF   C majorC
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         A#A#           D#D#
Season’s Greetings to all of you!
FF          A#A#                  C minorCm
Let's sing songs and dance and play
F7F7           A#A#
Now before I melt away

G#G#              G+G       C majorC
Here's a game I like to play
FF                A#A#        D#D#
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
FF     F#7A#7   D#D#
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
FF         A#A#       D#D#
Christmas Time has come!


Verse 4:
    G#G#
Sometimes he's runny
    A#A#         D#D#
Sometimes he's firm
    G#G#                   F#F#
Sometimes he practically water
    BB              A#A#             D#D#
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

    G#G#    N.C.
And won't fall in the toilet
N.C.
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
N.C
And he won't drop off... and so you shake your ass around
N.C.
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
N.C.
And finally it dooooeees


Verse 5:
    FF          E MajorE         A augmentedA
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
     DmDm        G+G          C majorC
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too
      D MajorD        C majorC              A minorAm
Flush him down but he's never gone
    D MajorD                    G+G      C majorC  G#G# FF  C majorC
His smell and his spirit linger on
N.C.
Howdy Ho!