Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse 1: FF E minorEm DmDm C majorC We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose FF E minorEm DmDm C majorC And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow G+G But all of those stories seem kind of... gay A minorAm D MajorD G+G G7G7 D MajorD G+G 'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Verse 1: C majorC FF E MajorE A augmentedA Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo DmDm G+G C majorC A minorAm Small and brown he comes from you DmDm G+G C majorC A minorAm Sit on the toilet here he comes D7D7 G+G Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns FF E minorEm A7A7 A augmentedA present from down below D MajorD G+G C majorC A minorAm Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" DmDm G+G C majorC A minorAm He's seen the love inside of you G+G C majorC 'Cause he's a piece of poo
Verse 2: FF Sometimes he's nutty G+G C majorC Sometimes he's corny FF A#A# D#D# He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!) FF C majorC But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve D MajorD G+G He might come to your town! C majorC FF E MajorE A augmentedA Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo G+G A minorAm He loves me, I love you D MajorD G+G C majorC A minorAm Therefore, vicariously he loves you D MajorD G+G C majorC I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft) Bridge: (Cartman) E MajorE Well Kyle, where is he? A augmentedA (Kyle) Ehh... He's coming! D MajorD (Stan)Come on dude, push! A augmentedA A#A# (Kyle) Ehhhh... I'm trying! BB (Cartman) Wait, wait I can see his head! C majorC A augmentedA (Kyle) Here he comes! D MajorD D#D# (POP) Howdy Ho! Verse 3: G#G# FF C majorC I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo A#A# D#D# Season’s Greetings to all of you! FF A#A# C minorCm Let's sing songs and dance and play F7F7 A#A# Now before I melt away G#G# G+G C majorC Here's a game I like to play FF A#A# D#D# Stick me in your mouth and try to say FF F#7A#7 D#D# Howdy ho ho yum yum yum FF A#A# D#D# Christmas Time has come! Verse 4: G#G# Sometimes he's runny A#A# D#D# Sometimes he's firm G#G# F#F# Sometimes he practically water BB A#A# D#D# Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass G#G# N.C. And won't fall in the toilet N.C. Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter N.C And he won't drop off... and so you shake your ass around N.C. And try to get it to drop in the toilet N.C. And finally it dooooeees Verse 5: FF E MajorE A augmentedA Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo DmDm G+G C majorC When Christmas leaves, he must leave too D MajorD C majorC A minorAm Flush him down but he's never gone D MajorD G+G C majorC G#G# FF C majorC His smell and his spirit linger on N.C. Howdy Ho!