Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
String up the lights, and light up the tree
A#mA#m D#D#
We're gonna make some revelry
G#G# C#C#
Spirits are high, so I can tell
D#D# G#G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
A#mA#m D#D#
There's lots of demon toys to buy
G#G# C#C#
The snow is falling and all is well
D#D# G#G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
Bridge:
BB C#C#
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
E MajorE BB
With a festive Christmas ham
BB C#C#
After he has sex with it
E MajorE BB
He'll eat up all he can
C#C# D#D#
And there goes John F. Kennedy
F#F# C#C#
Carolling with his son
C#C# D#D#
Reunited for the holidays
G#G#
God bless us, everyone
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
Everybody has a happy glow
A#mA#m D#D#
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
G#G# C#C#
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
D#D# G#G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
God cast me down from Heaven's door
A#mA#m D#D#
To rule in Hell forever more
G#G# C#C#
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
D#D# G#G#
Cause it's Christmas time in Hell
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
A#mA#m D#D#
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
G#G# C#C#
Michael Landon's hair looks swell
D#D# G#G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
Bridge:
BB C#C#
There's Princess Diana
E MajorE BB
Holding burning mistletoe
BB C#C#
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
E MajorE BB
Just watch his weenie grow
C#C# D#D#
For one day we all stop burning
F#F# C#C#
And the flames are not so thick
C#C# D#D#
All the screaming and the torture stops
G#G#
As we wait for old Saint Nick
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
So string up the lights and light up the tree
A#mA#m D#D#
We're damned for all eternity
G#G# C#C#
But for just one day, all is well
D#D# G#G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
Verse:
G#G# C#C#
Get a toast together and make it quick
A#mA#m D#D#
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick
G#G# C#C# D#D# F minorFm
Wake his mother and ring the bell
G#G# C#C#
It's Christmas time
A#mA#m D#D# G#G#
It's Christmas time in Hell