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Misc Cartoons guitar chords for Looney tunes - long eared drifter

Looney Tunes - Long Eared Drifter chords by Misc Cartoons

Misc Cartoons guitar chords for Looney tunes - long eared drifter

Guitar chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: A chord diagramE MajorE

Difficulty: Novice

Tab dedicated to Amber - standard tuning.
Verse 1:
A chord diagramE MajorE
Well Long Eared Drifter riding ‘cross the plain.
A chord diagramE MajorE
Nobody'd ever seen him, nobody knew his name.
A chord diagramD MajorD                              A chord diagramA augmentedA
When he stormed into town and reached
                        A chord diagramE MajorE   A chord diagramD MajorD
For some filtered water.
A chord diagramA augmentedA
And some carrot nibblers.


Verse 2:
A chord diagramE MajorE
Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said,
"Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.”
A chord diagramD MajorD                                       A chord diagramA augmentedA
But the stranger just shook his head and said,
                        A chord diagramE MajorE
"I’ll have a nicoise salad.


Chorus:
        A chord diagramA minorAm      A chord diagramE MajorE
'Cause there's good carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows,
A chord diagramA minorAm      A chord diagramE MajorE
The carbs from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes.
A chord diagramD MajorD
Speaking of which I’m gonna need ,
A chord diagramA augmentedA       A chord diagramE MajorE
Some more carrot nibblers.”


Verse 3:
A chord diagramE MajorE
(single strums)       A chord diagramG+G
Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise,
A chord diagramA minorAm              A chord diagramE MajorE
He had gristle in his teeth and diabetes in his eyes.
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
He said "Bart, you and me's gonna square off,
                A chord diagramE MajorE
Over a yogurt parfait."


Chorus:
A chord diagramA minorAm                                   A chord diagramE minorEm
But Bart scooped up the woman and he took off riding hard,
A chord diagramA minorAm                                      A chord diagramE minorEm
He took her to a taco stand that makes everything with lard.
A chord diagramA minorAm                                            A chord diagramFF
He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, beef and flour,
A chord diagramE minorEm                                          A chord diagramBB
He said “Girl, you're gonna eat these even if it takes an hour.”


Verse 4:
A chord diagramE MajorE
Well that's when that old stranger came a-riding up fast,
He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheat grass.
A chord diagramD MajorD                                      A chord diagramA augmentedA
"This taco party's over," said the stranger with a drawl,
A chord diagramE MajorE
"You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol.
A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA augmentedA
And one more thing buddy - you forgot your parfait.”


Verse 5:
A chord diagramD MajorD                        A chord diagramA augmentedA      A chord diagramE MajorE
As when you're fighting evil every healthy cowboy knows,
A chord diagramD MajorD                      A chord diagramA augmentedA        A chord diagramE MajorE
You gotta keep your blood sugar from getting too low.
      A chord diagramD MajorD                         A chord diagramA augmentedA
'Cause if you don't you better know, Joe.
                      A chord diagramE MajorE
You’re gonna get real sleepy.


Verse 6:
A chord diagramE MajorE
Well, Bart just laughed and said "I don't need that trash,
I live on steak and ice-cream and corned beef hash.
A chord diagramD MajorD                             A chord diagramA augmentedA                                    A chord diagramE MajorE
And I'd mow you down right now if I wasn't feeling so sluggish.”


Chorus:
        A chord diagramA minorAm                                         A chord diagramE minorEm
The stranger pushed that parfait towards him and he stared Bart down,
        A chord diagramA minorAm              A chord diagramE minorEm
And a hush and a chill fell across the town.
A chord diagramD MajorD                               A chord diagramA augmentedA
And everybody froze as Bart reached
                         A chord diagramE MajorE
And took a bite of his parfait.


Verse 7:
       A chord diagramD MajorD                 A chord diagramA augmentedA          A chord diagramE MajorE
Well Bart’s cheeks got rosy and his hair regained its sheen.
         A chord diagramD MajorD         A chord diagramA augmentedA                    A chord diagramE MajorE
He said "It’s my sugar intake that's been making me so mean.
A chord diagramD MajorD                                     A chord diagramA augmentedA
Speaking of which stranger won't you share some of those carrot nibblers "


Verse 8:
A chord diagramE MajorE
And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land,
Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran.
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
And one thing you better understand, man,
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
They hardly ever get sleepy.
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
They also enjoy stir-fry.
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
They carefully control their portions.
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
And they keep food journals.
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramA augmentedA
And they share their nibblers.

(Healthy cowboys)

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