Chords with lyrics
Verse:
Dmaj7Dmaj7
I love you
A augmentedA
More than the brimstone loves the fire
Amaj7Amaj7 A7A7
More than Beelze loves her bub
N.C. Dmaj7Dmaj7
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirit sing
A augmentedA
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Amaj7Amaj7 A7A7
Our love is a story sweet to tell
E MajorE D MajorD
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
A augmentedA
Love is a journey we decided to start
D MajorD
Yeah
I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you
A augmentedA
I love you
I love you
D MajorD
I love you
I love you
A augmentedA
I love you
I love you
Bridge:
G minorGm F# minorF#m FF N.C.
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
(I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
HAHAHA!)
Verse:
F# minorF#m N.C. A augmentedA F# minorF#m
Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge?
N.C A augmentedA B minorBm
(Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!)
N.C
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
C#C# D MajorD C#C#
(Your demon host
Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!)
Chorus:
F# minorF#m
Give me a thrust
B minorBm
Yeah, show me some lust
C#C#
From the groin to the bust
B minorBm
In desire we trust
F# minorF#m
In the house of Asmodeus (Trumpet
HA!)
Verse:
A augmentedA G+G
Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade
D MajorD B minorBm
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
C#C# N.C. B minorBm N.C.
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts
C#C# N.C. C#C#
(Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!)
F# minorF#m A augmentedA
You wanna hang around this lustful town?
F# minorF#m A augmentedA
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
B minorBm
Here we sing about wants and desires
C#C# D MajorD C#C#
(Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!)
Chorus:
F# minorF#m
So, give me a thrust
B minorBm
Show me some lust
C#C#
From the groin to the bust
B minorBm
Little imp, you just must
F# minorF#m
In the house of Asmodeus
Post-Chorus:
F# minorF#m
Come on, sing us a song
B minorBm
Make sure the subject is getting it on
C#C#
Make it graphic and tactfully long
B minorBm
(Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong")
C#C#
Go ahead, the mic's on
Bridge:
Dmaj7Dmaj7
I want to
(Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage)
A augmentedA
Make gentle love to you
Verse:
Amaj7Amaj7
Ugh, what a limp-dick imp
A7A7
You're really killing the vibe
D MajorD E MajorE
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride
Interlude:
F# minorF#m
Hey now
I've watched those two pork many times
(What? Blitz)
A augmentedA
And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!
Verse:
Amaj7Amaj7
That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face?
A7A7
Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace
D MajorD C#C#
Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship
D MajorD E MajorE
Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit
Verse 5:
N.C.
Oh
Blitzo?
D MajorD A augmentedA
I used to date him! (Oh
Verosika, and you're here)
D MajorD A augmentedA
I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (Fellate him, fellate him)
D MajorD A augmentedA
Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, my turn)
D MajorD
He did no reciprocatin' (What a bitch-ass)
C#C# D MajorD
A augmentedA selfish imp in the sheets
E MajorE
And just as bad in the streets
C#/F
A augmentedA reckless, heartbreaking FREAK.
Bridge:
F# minorF#m N.C.
Who's that at your table?
A augmentedA
Is your date a demon prince?
F# minorF#m N.C.
Stolas, is that you?
A augmentedA
(Are you sleeping with an imp)
Verse:
B minorBm
Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
A augmentedA
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all!
G+G C#C#
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up
Chorus:
F# minorF#m
You sold your life for a thrust
B minorBm
Now, that's the spirit of lust
C#C#
Grab your groin or a bust
B minorBm
You better get your head must
C#C#
Pretend you don't see that crust
D MajorD
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
C#C# F# minorF#m
In the house of Asmode-
Interlude:
N.C
Hey! I think you were trying to sing something for me
Mox
(Yeah
I was.)
Outro:
Dmaj7Dmaj7
I love us
A augmentedA
I love us just the way we are
Amaj7Amaj7 A7A7
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
N.C. D MajorD
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
A augmentedA D MajorD
I'll never take you for granted
A augmentedA D MajorD
I'll always give you my best
A augmentedA
And if you can offer the same thing
B minorBm
We'll handle the rest
D MajorD A augmentedA
Cause I love you, cause I love you.