Chords with lyrics
Key: A minorAm
Verse 1:
A minorAm
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em
A minorAm
We'll find ways to simulate that smell
A minorAm
What a sorry fella
A augmentedA D MajorD
Rolled up and smoked like a Panatela
E MajorE FF G+G A minorAm
Here on Level One of Robot Hell
Verse 2:
A minorAm
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating
A minorAm
So is forging phony IOUs
A minorAm G minorGm
Let's let lady luck decide
A minorAm G minorGm
What type of torture's justified
C majorC FF G+G E MajorE A minorAm
I'm pit boss here on Level Two
Ooooh! Deep fried robot!
Interlude 1:
Bender:
G+G
Just tell me why
Robot Devil:
Please read this 55-page warrant
Bender:
D7D7
There must be worse robots than I
Robot Devil:
D MajorD
We checked around, there really aren't
Bender:
C majorC
Then please let me explain: my crimes were merely boyish pranks
Robot Devil:
You stole from Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks!
Bender:
BB C majorC
Awww, don't blame me, blame my upbringing
Robot Devil:
BB E MajorE
Please stop sinning when I'm singing!
Verse 3:
A minorAm
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
E minorEm G5G5
Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys:
N.C.
Hey
Bender gonna make some noise
FF
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
C majorC FF G+G A minorAm
That's what'cha, what'cha, what'cha get on Level Five!
Interlude 2:
Fry:
G+G
I don't feel well
Leela:
It's up to us to rescue him
Fry:
D MajorD
Maybe he likes it here in hell
Leela:
It's us who tempted him to sin
Fry:
C7C7
Maybe he's back at the motel
Leela:
Come on
Fry, don't be scared
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
B7B7 C7C7
So just sit back, enjoy the ride
Fry:
B7B7 E7E7 E minorEm E7E7
My ass has blisters from the slide
Verse 4:
A minorAm
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights
A minorAm G+G
Publishing indecent magazines
You'll pay for every crime
C majorC DmDm
Knee-deep in electric slime
C majorC FF G+G E MajorE
You'll suffer 'till the end of time
A minorAm DmDm
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme
G+G A augmentedA A minorAm
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!