Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Verse 1:
F
It seems today
G7
That all you see
Gm7 C7
Is violence in movies
F Am F7
And sex on T--V
Bb Ddim7 F D7
But where are those good old fashioned values?
G7 C
On which we used to rely?
F
It used to be
G7
A big time star
Gm7 C7
Was Elegant as Garbo
F F7
Or Hedy Lamarr
Bb Ddim7 F D7
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
G7 C
You want to curl up and die
Chorus:
Bb Ddim7 F Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy
Gm C7
Lucky there's a man who
F D7
positively can do
Gm7 A7
All the things that make us
Dm G7
Laugh and cry
C Edim7 Gm C7 F
He's a family guy
Verse 2:
F
When I was young
G7
The songs were fair
Gm7 C7
With Mister Johnny Mathis
F F7
And Sonny and Cher
Bb Ddim7 F D7
But now we got Justin Timber-homo
G7 C
Aw honey, don't go awry
F
The classic films
G7
Were works of art
Gm7 C7
The images were graceful
F F7
The stories were smart
Bb Ddim7 F D7
But now we've got Matrix Revolution
G7
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
C
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus:
Bb Ddim7 F Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy
Gm C7
Lucky there's a fella
F D7
Sweeter than vanilla
Gm7 A7
Wholesome as a piece of
Dm G7
Apple pie
C Edim7 Gm C7 F
He's a family guy!
Bridge 1:
G7 F
His smiles a simple delight
Gm C7 F
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
G7 F
He bought my cute little hat
G C A
Yeah we should talk about that (About that! And his hat!)
Instrumental:
|D7 |C |
|Dm7 |C |
|D7 |C |
|C F |Gm7 |
|G7
Bridge 2:
G7 F
He's mastered the comedy arts
Gm C7 F
He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts
G7 F
He's loaded with sexy appeal
G C D7
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel
Verse 3:
G
The Brady Bunch
A7
Has got their Mike
Am7 D7
And pretty Laura Petrie
G G7
Has Dicky Van Dyke
C Edim7 G E7
But who around here could fill these loafers?
A7 D D7
Well here's a happy reply
Chorus:
C Edim7 G Em G
Lucky there's a family guy
Am D7
Lucky there's a man who
G E7
positively can do
Am7 B7
All the things that make us
Em A7
Laugh and cry
D D#dim Am F#dim G
He's.......a.......fam.......ily.......guy!