Family Guy Theme Ukulele chords by Cartoons Music

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Verse 1:

F
It seems today
G7
That all you see
Gm7      C7
Is violence in movies
F     Am F7
And sex on T--V

Bb         Ddim7  F     D7
But where are those good old fashioned values?
G7         C
On which we used to rely?

F
It used to be
G7
A big time star
Gm7      C7
Was Elegant as Garbo
F     F7
Or Hedy Lamarr

Bb       Ddim7    F   D7
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
G7           C
You want to curl up and die


Chorus:

Bb       Ddim7 F  Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy
Gm       C7
Lucky there's a man who
F     D7
positively can do
Gm7         A7
All the things that make us
Dm    G7
Laugh and cry
C  Edim7 Gm C7 F
He's a   family guy


Verse 2:

F
When I was young
G7
The songs were fair
Gm7        C7
With Mister Johnny Mathis
F       F7
And Sonny and Cher

Bb       Ddim7 F   D7
But now we got Justin Timber-homo
G7         C
Aw honey, don't go awry

F
The classic films
G7
Were works of art
Gm7       C7
The images were graceful
F        F7
The stories were smart

Bb        Ddim7 F  D7
But now we've got Matrix Revolution
G7
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
C
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!


Chorus:

Bb       Ddim7 F  Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy
Gm       C7
Lucky there's a fella
F      D7
Sweeter than vanilla
Gm7      A7
Wholesome as a piece of
Dm  G7
Apple pie
C  Edim7 Gm C7 F
He's a   family guy!


Bridge 1:

G7      F
His smiles a simple delight
Gm         C7       F
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
G7      F
He bought my cute little hat
G             C         A
Yeah we should talk about that (About that! And his hat!)


Instrumental:

|D7   |C   |
|Dm7  |C   |
|D7   |C   |
|C  F |Gm7  |
|G7


Bridge 2:

G7        F
He's mastered the comedy arts
Gm         C7        F
He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts
G7        F
He's loaded with sexy appeal
G               C      D7
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel


Verse 3:

G
The Brady Bunch
A7
Has got their Mike
Am7       D7
And pretty Laura Petrie
G       G7
Has Dicky Van Dyke
C       Edim7   G     E7
But who around here could fill these loafers?
A7         D   D7
Well here's a happy reply


Chorus:

C        Edim7 G  Em G
Lucky there's a family guy
Am       D7
Lucky there's a man who
G     E7
positively can do
Am7         B7
All the things that make us
Em    A7
Laugh and cry
D     D#dim  Am    F#dim   G
He's.......a.......fam.......ily.......guy!