♫ Intro: C7 G7 ♫ Verse 1: C Caug C6 Caug They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this C Caug C6 C7 They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss F Fm And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss ♫ Chorus: C G7 It's the plain situation C G7 There's no negotiation C Am7 Dm7 G7 C With the fellows at the freaking FCC C D G7
♫ Verse 2: C Caug C6 Caug They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups C Caug C6 C7 Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops F Fm Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops C G7 Take a tip, take a lesson C G7 You'll never win by messin' C Am7 Dm7 G7 C With the fellas at the freakin' FCC ♫ Bridge: F Fm C And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing F D D7 G7 You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling G G7 Cause you can't say penis ♫ Verse 3: C Caug C6 Caug So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst C Caug C6 C7 And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced F Fm I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first ♫ Chorus: C G7 They may just be neurotic C G7 Or possibly psychotic C Am7 Dm7 G7 C They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!