Chords with lyrics
♫ Intro:
C7C7 G7G7
♫ Verse 1:
C majorC CaugCaug C6C6 CaugCaug
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
C majorC CaugCaug C6C6 C7C7
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
FF F minorFm
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
♫ Chorus:
C majorC G7G7
It's the plain situation
C majorC G7G7
There's no negotiation
C majorC Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7 C majorC
With the fellows at the freaking FCC
C majorC D MajorD G7G7
♫ Verse 2:
C majorC CaugCaug C6C6 CaugCaug
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
C majorC CaugCaug C6C6 C7C7
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
FF F minorFm
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
C majorC G7G7
Take a tip, take a lesson
C majorC G7G7
You'll never win by messin'
C majorC Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7 C majorC
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
♫ Bridge:
FF F minorFm C majorC
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
FF D MajorD D7D7 G7G7
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
G+G G7G7
Cause you can't say penis
♫ Verse 3:
C majorC CaugCaug C6C6 CaugCaug
So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
C majorC CaugCaug C6C6 C7C7
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced
FF F minorFm
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
♫ Chorus:
C majorC G7G7
They may just be neurotic
C majorC G7G7
Or possibly psychotic
C majorC Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7 C majorC
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!