Childhood Ruined chords by Misc Cartoons

Guitar chords with lyrics

[Intro]

C#C#

[Verse]

F#F#                   Bb majorBb
Childhood is precious,
BB                              F#F#
but if we knew the whole truth then,
BB                 Bb majorBb       Eb MajorEb
it would make our memories dark,
   AbAb           C#C#                F#F#
so here's your, childhood, ruined.

F#F#                                       BB            F#F#
The Little Mermaid movie poster featured dicks, not a lie.
        BB                     F#F#
And the original story of the Mermaid ended
         AbAb                 C#C#
When the Little Mermaid died.
F#F#
The Land Before Time was awesome,
        BB                         F#F#
Ducky's voice was a little girl's "quack".
    BB                     Bb majorBb      Eb MajorEb
Her real dad murdered her in cold blood,
       AbAb          C#C#        F#F#
That's why Ducky's voice did not come back.


[Chorus]

F#F#                BB                     Eb MajorEb                          C#C#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, the truth is out there, and the truth is wow.
F#F#                BB                       Eb MajorEb              C#C#                F#F#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!
F#F#
"How about writers "

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[Verse]

F#F#                             BB              F#F#
the author of Peter Pan kept a book up on the shelf.
BB                       F#F#                   AbAb                  C#C#
He forged a will to get custody of kids then Peter killed himself.
F#F#                                          BB                     F#F#
The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach really hated the Jews,
BB                    Bb majorBb    Eb MajorEb         AbAb  C#C#    F#F#
And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland was a pedophile too.
Eb MajorEb                                  BB        C#C#
The writer of the Giving Tree was a poetry machine,
Eb MajorEb
His children's poems were so pornographic,
          BB                              C#C#
They were first published in Playboy Magazine.


[Chorus]

F#F#                BB                 Eb MajorEb                      C#C#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow.
F#F#                BB                       Eb MajorEb              C#C#                F#F#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!


[Bridge]

Eb MajorEb
E.T. wasn't always a puppet,
       BB                    C#C#
He was played by a kid born with no legs.
       Eb MajorEb
During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died,
    BB                                     C#C#
But sometimes you've gotta break a couple eggs.


[Chorus]

F#F#                BB                 Eb MajorEb               C#C#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, no more "barks", no more "meows".
F#F#                BB                       Eb MajorEb              C#C#                F#F#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now.


[Bridge]

   Eb MajorEb
So when it comes down to the truth,
    BB                      C#C#
Sometimes you must just surrender,
    Eb MajorEb                                 BB                C#C#
The principal from Ferris Bueller is a registered sex offender...


[Outro]

F#F#
More child stars overdose,
     BB                        F#F#
Than time in this song will allow,
BB                Bb majorBb  Eb MajorEb
And so I have to ask you:
         AbAb        C#C#     F#F#