Guitar chords with lyrics
[Intro]C#C#
[Verse]F#F#
Bb majorBb Childhood is precious,
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F#F# but if we knew the whole truth then,
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Eb MajorEb it would make our memories dark,
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F#F# so here's your, childhood, ruined.
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F#F# The Little Mermaid movie poster featured dicks, not a lie.
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F#F# And the original story of the Mermaid ended
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C#C# When the Little Mermaid died.
F#F# The Land Before Time was awesome,
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F#F# Ducky's voice was a little girl's "quack".
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Bb majorBb
Eb MajorEb Her real dad murdered her in cold blood,
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F#F# That's why Ducky's voice did not come back. [Chorus]
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C#C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, the truth is out there, and the truth is wow.
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F#F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!
F#F# "How about writers "
[Verse]F#F#
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F#F# the author of Peter Pan kept a book up on the shelf.
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C#C# He forged a will to get custody of kids then Peter killed himself.
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F#F# The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach really hated the Jews,
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F#F# And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland was a pedophile too.
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C#C# The writer of the Giving Tree was a poetry machine,
Eb MajorEb His children's poems were so pornographic,
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C#C# They were first published in Playboy Magazine. [Chorus]
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C#C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow.
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F#F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now! [Bridge]
Eb MajorEb E.T. wasn't always a puppet,
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C#C# He was played by a kid born with no legs.
Eb MajorEb During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died,
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C#C# But sometimes you've gotta break a couple eggs. [Chorus]
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C#C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, no more "barks", no more "meows".
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F#F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now. [Bridge]
Eb MajorEb So when it comes down to the truth,
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C#C# Sometimes you must just surrender,
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C#C# The principal from Ferris Bueller is a registered sex offender... [Outro]
F#F# More child stars overdose,
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F#F# Than time in this song will allow,
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Bb majorBb
Eb MajorEb And so I have to ask you:
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