Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: E Esus4 E Bsus2 B Verse 1: E A Folks today don't see my way C#m B Though the flora is sure to be a nice array E A And my children tell me no C#m They got their people to see B They got a place to go F#m7 G#m7 Does it make me sad? A Does it hurt old dad? B Or should I go with the flow? E What if I own it? E Wanna be like F#7 Wanna be like someone who can own it
Wanna get to Wanna get to a point where I can Am C#m Dance like a dad with my shirt tucked in F#7 B Like it doesn't look bad when the cramps set in E I'm gonna own it And my name is F#7 Yeah, my name is Owen and I own it And I like my Am And I like my flowers when they bloom G#m C#m In the moon like the fruit of the loom F#7 B You can say I'm a loon but I'll celebrate my turtleheads and own it E F# A D Guess my boss assumes I'm soft A E So I'll go to this and show him I can write my ass off A D If only he'd assign real news A E Instead of fluffy-fluff and beauty stuff and style reviews Bm C#m That's a minor glitch D 'Cause I've got the itch E And a lot to prove A I'm gonna own it Gonna kick in Bm7 Gonna kick the door in like I own it Gonna bust in Dm F#m Gonna bust in headfirst like a badass boss lady mom of two B7 E Like a one chick Bernstein and woodward too A I'm gonna own it Gonna get in B7 Gonna get in hone it and then own it Gonna put my A Dm F#m Gonna put my foot down like my pits and my bits aren't shvitzin' now B7 E And a holy cow 'cause I'm fin'ly gonna show 'em how I own it "I'm offering a reward of 50, 000 dollars to whomever finds Shampagne" "In fact, you know what? Make it 60, 000" "Wait no 55, 55, 000" "Print that! Your news monkeys, or post it or like it or whatever" "The dog was last seen in Central Park" "Oh, let me out here!" Bsus2 B B5 F# B Is it weird to hide in the shadows? F# B Is it weird to follow so close? D#m B F# Is it so weird I know where he goes? C# Ohh F# B Is it bad I have this affection? F# B Is it bad I can't look away? D#m B F# If I don't tell would that be okay? (Hey, hey) D#m B C'mon be boldfaced F# C# D#m B Be daring or never own it at all F# Never own it at all C# "Helen, hold this" F# I'm gonna own this 'Cause whenever G#7 Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies I'll own this I don't miss you Little shih tzu Bm Now that you are gone D#m I'll be next in the heirloom line G# C# And all the furniture you see here is mine, mine, mine A#m D# I can also sing! G# What if I own it? Wanna be like, wanna be like A new best friend for Cole Bb someone who can own it Be boldfaced and daring C# I will be the one in control Fm So my dreams come true Bb7 D# So I get what I want G# And my little dog, too Bb7 D# Openly stare, be a billionaire G# D# C# It's totally healthy how much I care C# Now I gotta D# G# Now I gotta own it!
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