Chords with lyrics
(Spoken) Okay Bob, you can do this
C majorC C C majorC
C majorC
This wedding is my war zone
E minorEm
And I'm the doctor in it
FF
I've got to save their special day
G+G
Gotta cater it to the limit
C majorC
Something so important
E minorEm
Our burgers were their cupid
FF
Gotta give Farrah and what's-his-name
A augmentedA perfect reception
G+G
To prove my job's not stupid
C majorC
So do I take this meat to grill just right?
E minorEm
I do
FF
Take this cheese to melt on top so nice?
G+G
I do
C majorC
Linda:Bob this isn't on you
E minorEm
That ceremony was upsetting
FF
The way those two rushed into this
G+G
You'd think it was a shotgun wedding
C majorC
Bob:But do I take these buns to have and hold?
E minorEm
I do
Linda:All you can do is do your best-est
FF
Bob:Toast them perfect so their love grows old?
G+G
I do
Linda:They are a couple of hot messes
C majorC
[Bob}Do I swear that I won't screw this up?
E minorEm
I do
Linda:Bob you're crazy
FF
Bob:Do I need this more than anything?
G+G
Linda:Do I think you've lost your mind on this?
C majorC
[Bob & Linda} I do