Dry Town Ukulele chords by Miranda Lambert

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Well the road was hot and flat as a ruler

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Good hundred miles between me and Missoula

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That vinyl top wasn't gettin' no cooler

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So I stopped at a quickie sack

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Well, I figured I'd need about a sixth of Miller

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And one of those things so I wouldn't spill her

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I asked the girl if the beer was in the back


She said

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It's a dry town

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No beer no liquor for miles around

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I'd give a nickel for a sip or two

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To wash me down

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Outta this dry town


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So I turn right around, no hesitation

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Cursed the laws ruinin' the nation

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Waved goodbye to the boy at the station

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But she wouldn't go into gear


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He said it sounds like your transmission

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You need to Bob, but he's gone fishin'

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His day off, he gets a long way from here


Cause

Chorus

Well back home friends you can get a dose of
Something strong from your local grocer
So I walked down till I got a little closer
To a place called Happy Johns

He said "I keep something here for colds and fevers
Down underneath's where I usually leave her
But just last night I felt a cold a comin' on"

Chorus