Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: C majorC
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
C majorC
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
A minorAm
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
FF C majorC
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
C majorC
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
A minorAm
I must admit it don't sound fun
FF C majorC
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
Pre-Chorus:
G+G
He cheated, he's a villain
G+G n.c.
And you know I'd help you kill him
Chorus:
C majorC A minorAm
But we're way too pretty for prison
FF C majorC
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
C majorC
And I don't want to talk about
A minorAm
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
FF C majorC
We're way too pretty for prison
Verse 2:
C majorC
Antifreeze and Gatorade
A minorAm
Arsenic in his lemonade
FF
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
C majorC n.c.
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)
C majorC
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
A minorAm
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
FF
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
C majorC
We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)
Pre-Chorus:
G+G
He cheated, he's a villain
G+G n.c.
So let’s hire somebody to kill him
Chorus:
C majorC A minorAm
But we're way too pretty for prison
FF C majorC
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
C majorC
And I don't want to talk about
A minorAm
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
FF C majorC
We're way too pretty for prison
Break:
C majorC
La de da da da (La de da da da)
A minorAm
La de da da da (La de da da da)
FF C majorC
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
Bridge:
G+G
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
G+G
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
G+G
That lack of waxing situation
G+G
Oh, no
Chorus:
C majorC A minorAm
But we're way too pretty for prison
FF C majorC
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no
C majorC
And I don't want to talk about
A minorAm
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
FF C majorC
We're way too pretty for prison
Outro:
C majorC
La de da da da (La de da da da)
A minorAm
La de da da da (La de da da da)
FF C majorC
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
C majorC
La de da da da
A minorAm
La de da da da
FF C majorC
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da