Bullshit chords by Mindless Self Indulgence

Intro:
Eb B Bb Gb (x3)


Hook:
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t


Verse 1:
       Eb
I'm so down underground
        C#
I'll be scalping all my tickets
Gb
Floating up like scouts can
Eb
Like y'all can tell the difference
Eb
The mission fishin' for the missin'
C#
prissy little kids
Gb
We shoot 'em in a barrel
        Eb
It's so easy when they're p**sed
Eb
Under educated
C#
Extra caffeinated
Gb
I just masturbated
Eb
Now I'm gonna bait it
           Eb
Can't live with us
C#      Gb     Eb
You can't live without us
   Eb    C#   Gb
I take it then I break it
Eb
Then you write my paycheck
Eb                          C#
You can call me Little Miss p**s with a kiss
    Gb
And after all this
    Eb
the rest is all bullsh*t

Bridge:
        Eb      Bb B
And you love it
    Eb      Bb B
You love it
    Eb      Bb B
You love it

You love it


Hook:
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t


Verse 2:
    Eb                         C#
I'm bumping like a pimp on the stage to save face
  Gb                  Eb
I overcompensate with very bad taste
      Eb
No offense, no romance,
C#
sick of your parents
Gb
I'm about to take a stance
Eb
And drop off my underpants
Eb
It's no accident
C#
You will pay my rent
Gb                                 Eb
(And I am free to download all the porno on the internet)
Eb
Carried on a stick (stick)
C#
Not too f**king quick (quick)
Gb
Now that I'm a prick (prick)
Eb
Y'all can jack my dick
Eb
Say no to brains
C#
It's a no-brainer
Gb              Eb
Lowest common denominator
Eb
It pays the bills
C#
To be this sterile
Gb               Eb
f**k me now, rip me off later


Bridge:
        Eb      Bb B
And you love it
    Eb      Bb B
You love it
    Eb      Bb B
You love it

You love it


Hook:
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t
      Eb      C#     E      C
After this, the rest is all bullsh*t


Outro:
Eb                          B                Bb Gb
You can call me Little Miss p**s with a kiss
Eb                          B
You can call me Little Miss p**s with a kiss
Bb                      Gb
You can't live with us, you can't live without us
Eb                          B                Bb Gb
You can call me Little Miss p**s with a kiss
Eb                          B
You can call me Little Miss p**s with a kiss
Eb                      Gb
You can't live with us, you can't live without us