Chords with lyrics
Intro: Em, B, C, BB
E minorEm
All my carefully measured metaphor
BB
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
C majorC
All of my shtick
C majorC
My lyrical trickery
BB
All of those bows
All that applause
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry
All my make-up, all my lights
All my photo shoots in tights
All my pretensions
All my intentions
All my glitzy opening nights
C majorC
All my brow-dependent jokes
G+G
All my mirror balls and smoke
E minorEm
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
BB
All my poetry
C majorC
My swear words and my smut
C majorC
Will never get as many hit's as
BB E minorEm
Kittens Waking Up