Chords with lyrics
If you really loved me the way you say you do
E MajorE
If you love me half as much as I love you
Bb majorBb
You would pluck a planet from the sky
D MajorD
You’d use a star to dot the “i”
... G minorGm
When their love for one another is true
Doo doo doo
.. D MajorD
But shirking challenges is not what love
Eb MajorEb
Is all about
Eb MajorEb
Love is not all wine and roses
Eb MajorEb
Sometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese
FF
No-one said love is for free
Am/E
And if you agree with that
G minorGm
You’ll sing me passages from the koran wearing nothing but your Bob the Builder hat
Dmaj#5/Gb
To the tune of waltzing Matilda
E MajorE / / /
I just love the combination of islam, nationalism and buil--der
A minorAm
Because I need you
Emaj#5/Ab
Like a tick needs a tock
C/GC/G
Like bananas need pyjamas
D7/Gb
Like a nun needs cock
C majorC
But if you want to put your love for me first
E MajorE
You wouldn’t go through childbirth
AbAb
You’d agree to adopt so that you could stay thin
D7/Gb
We’ll get a Chinese kid, it could teach us Mandarin
C majorC
And communists don’t make as much noise
G+G
And they’re really good at sharing their toys
C minorCm
Because I dig you
Gmaj#5/B
Like an Aussie digs pies
Eb/BbEb/Bb
Like Born-Agains dig Jesus
A augmentedA
Like Jesus dug guys