Cont chords by Tim Minchin

Chords with lyrics

[Verse 1]
       A augmentedA   C# minorC#m
I don't like Jews
        B minorBm
Neither should you
    E MajorE
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
      A augmentedA        C# minorC#m
I don't like black people
B minorBm
It's just not acceptable
   E MajorE
There should be some kind of law, that is that

[Verse 2]
       C# minorC#m        F# minorF#m
And I get the s***s with Inuits
B minorBm                    B minorBm  C# minorC#m  D MajorD  E MajorE
They get on my tits, the little bastards
  F# minorF#m    E MajorE   D MajorD
And women       just make me so mad
         E MajorE
Does that make me bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?

[Verse 3]
        C# minorC#m               F# minorF#m
And the f***in' Italians I just cannot stand them
B minorBm
They really inspire my rancour
E MajorE
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
  A augmentedA
And lesbians and the bicurious
        C# minorC#m
Make me furious
B minorBm                E MajorE
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!

[Verse 4]
      C# minorC#m     F# minorF#m
And fuckin' Christians
B minorBm                       B minorBm  C# minorC#m  D MajorD  E MajorE
I just want to punch them in their faces
      F# minorF#m                 C# minorC#m
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube
      B minorBm                     E MajorE  Fdim7Fdim7
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers

[Verse 5]
      F# minorF#m      C# minorC#m      B minorBm
And I hate gays who talk camply
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry

[Bridge]
      F# minorF#m
I hate the rich
      Fdim7Fdim7
I hate the poor
    A augmentedA
I hate bitches
    B7B7
I hate whores

[Outro]
    B minorBm
I hate Africans
    C# minorC#m
I hate Japanese
      D MajorD
I hate the disabled
    C# minorC#m
I hate Burmese
       B minorBm       C# minorC#m      D MajorD
Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed
            E MajorE        A augmentedA
I will judge you for no reason
N.C.
[At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
N.C.