Confessions chords by Tim Minchin

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Difficulty: Novice

Confessions

Key: Bb majorBb
Transcribed by Alex Scherer
31/1/13

Enjoy another fantastic piece of the one and only Tiiiim Minchin!

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This first movement is called:
Feminism

VERSE
              Eb MajorEb
I believe that women have the right
  FF
To walk the streets at night
  DmDm
And not be afraid
         G minorGm
for their lives

I believe that a woman has the right
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement
Of the conservative right

And I believe that women have the right
to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated
like dirt

And I believe we men are pathetic
how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure
of a woman's worth

BRIDGE
    Eb7Eb7                       DmDm
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
          Cm7Cm7  FF     Bb majorBb
For making women feel like objects

CHORUS
                 Eb MajorEb   FF       Bb majorBb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
                 Eb MajorEb   FF       Bb majorBb   DmDm
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
                 Eb MajorEb                   FF
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
    DmDm            G minorGm
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
      Eb MajorEb FF          Bb/Gm
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

And this second movement is called:
Poverty (altruism)

VERSE (Eb MajorEb FF DmDm G minorGm)
I believe people are entitled
to basic human rights
Whether they are rich
or they're poor

I believe a world where no children
are starving
Is a world
worth fighting for

And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky
I am

And I don't think it's ok
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense
of my fellow man

BRIDGE (Eb7Eb7 DmDm Cm7Cm7 FF Bb majorBb)
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.


CHORUS (Eb MajorEb FF Bb, Eb MajorEb FF Bb majorBb Dm, Eb MajorEb FF DmDm Gm, Eb MajorEb FF Bb majorBb)
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them

They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub, be
Doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs


The third movement:
Enviromentalism

VERSE (Eb MajorEb FF DmDm G minorGm)
I believe the that planet we live in
Is a living organism
And we must
treat her carefully

I don't think we can assume
We can just go on consuming
Her resources
indefinitely

BRIDGE (Eb7Eb7 DmDm Cm7Cm7 FF Bb majorBb)
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit

CHORUS (Eb MajorEb FF Bb, Eb MajorEb FF Bb majorBb Dm, Eb MajorEb FF DmDm Gm, Eb MajorEb FF Bb majorBb)
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun
When they're aged 21
Or octogenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap, be
Doop be doo
I just really love boobs

OUTRO
Evolutionary theory says bosoms
are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men
in situations

When they can't get a glimpse
of your bum
I find such
hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says

Eb MajorEb
Lipstick is for
      FF
making your lips look more
     Bb majorBb
Like the lips
     DmDm
of a happy
 G minorGm
vagina

Eb MajorEb
Since they said that I can't
EbmEbm
look my great aunt
    FF
In the eye
DmDm               G minorGm
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

Eb MajorEb          DmDm
From that first little suck of colostrum
    Eb MajorEb              DmDm
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
    C minorCm   DmDm Eb MajorEb   EbdimEbdim FF
We're just fucking monkeys in   shoes

Bb majorBb G minorGm Eb MajorEb
And I
   FF      Bb majorBb  G minorGm Eb MajorEb
Will always love boobs
    Eb MajorEb FF    Bb majorBb
I will always love boobs

This is as accurate as I could get it. Comments are welcome!

Cheers :)


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