Chords with lyrics
Intro:
G minorGm AbAb
C minorCm
A augmentedA single slice Or even two, Bruce…
DbDb
Might have been nice, But even you, Bruce,
C minorCm
Have to admit Between you and it
DbDb
There's not a lot of difference in size.
DmDm
He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
D7D7
You are the man Bruce!
He might explode.He’s going to blow.
Eb MajorEb C majorC
He’s quite elastic!
FF
He’s fantastic!
D MajorD
Look at him go!
G minorGm
And we made a bet This must confirm, Bruce,
AbAb
But we all suspected You have a worm, Bruce,
G minorGm
Or maybe your largeness is A augmentedA bit like a TARDIS -
AbAb
Considerably roomier inside.
A minorAm
He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
Bb majorBb
You are the man, Bruce!
BB
B-R-O-O-C-E!
C minorCm
Bruce! The time has come
DbDb
To put that tumbly tum to use.
C minorCm
You produce, Bruce,
DbDb
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice.
Ohh…
DmDm
Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
D MajorD
Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up, And muck it up!
Eb MajorEb C majorC
Come on, Bruce, be our hero!
FF D MajorD
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
G minorGm
Bruce!
AbAb
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose!
G minorGm
We should call a truce, Bruce.
AbAb
With every swallow you are tightening the noose.
FF
We never thought it was possible,
Bb majorBb
But here it is coming true.
G+G
We can have our cake and eat it too!
C minorCm
Bruce! The time has come
DbDb
To put that tumbly tum to use.
C minorCm
There's no excuse, Bruce.
Let out your belt.
DbDb
I think you'll want your trousers loose.
DmDm
Oooooh! Stuff it in. You're almost finished.
Bruce! You’ll fit it in.
D MajorD
Whatever you do, just don't give in. Bruce!
Don't let her win! Bruce!
Eb MajorEb C majorC
Come on, Bruce, be our hero.
FF D MajorD E minorEm FF
Cover yourself in chocolate glory.
Go on, Bruce, do it!
D MajorD DmDm
Ohh…
G minorGm
Bruce!
AbAb
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose.
G minorGm
We should call a truce, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you’ll have
AbAb
Completely cooked the goose.
FF
We never thought it was possible,
Bb majorBb
But here it is coming true.
G+G
We can have our cake and eat it…
C majorC AbAb Bb majorBb Bb majorBb Bb majorBb
Aaah...Aaah...Aaah...Aaah...Aaah...
GO ON, BRUCIE!