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Tim Minchin chords for 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins

10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins chords - Tim Minchin

Tim Minchin chords for 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins

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|(4/4) So you're gonna | live in paradise |  with a | ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir |

| A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramBB  A chord diagramC majorC  A chord diagramBB | A chord diagramB7B7   |
| gins. So you're gonna | sacrifice your | life for a | ride on a UFO. |

| A chord diagramC majorC   | C#o7   | A chord diagramD MajorD   | A chord diagramE7E7 (bass movement: A chord diagramE MajorE - A chord diagramF#F# - A chord diagramG+G - A chord diagramG#G# )|
| And when the Lord | comes down with his | shimmering chariot of sal | vation |

| A chord diagramAm7Am7   | A chord diagramD13D13   | A chord diagramG+G   | A chord diagramBB - A chord diagramBB - A chord diagramBB - B-C |
|   Your gonna be | the first to | know.  |    |

| A chord diagramBB   |(2/4) A chord diagramC majorC - A chord diagramBB |
|     And so if... |(2/4)   |

|(3+2+2/4) A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramC majorC   |
|(3+2+2/4) God was there from the very | beginning. He invented men and |

| A chord diagramD MajorD   | A chord diagramB7B7   |
| women. Then He also invented | wanking. Then He said wanking was |

| A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramC majorC   |
| sinning. So now if I'm feeling | randy I'm not allowed a hand |

| A chord diagramD MajorD   |(6/4) A chord diagramB7B7   |
| shandy, but having sex with my |(6/4) family, that is just fucking |

| A chord diagramC majorC   | A chord diagramBB   | A chord diagramE minor 7Em7   | A chord diagramE7E7   |
| Great.  It's | all there in Ezekiel | 8   just be | fore he opens up His big pearly |

| A chord diagramA minorAm  Am-maj7/G# | A chord diagramAm7/GAm7/G  Am6/F# | A chord diagramE minorEm  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |
| Gates and says that it's a | sin to take it up the | date. Even if it's | great, even with your |

| A chord diagramC majorC   | A chord diagramB7B7   | A chord diagramB7B7   |(2/4) A chord diagramB7B7    |
|mate   |   |   |(2/4) A chord diagramB7B7   |
      (note run over the third and fourth measures: | A chord diagramE MajorE - A chord diagramD MajorD - A chord diagramC majorC - B-A-B-C-B-A-G -| A chord diagramF#F# - A chord diagramE MajorE|)

So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a shot at the greener grass
And when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement
He's gonna kick my heathen ass

So if you
Cover the bodies of your women
Everybody is grinning
Because black is so slimming
Though it's not great for swimming
But it gives you an erection
With the increased sexual tension
What with the UV protection
That is second to none
You'll find it all in the Koran
Just next to the bit that justifies guns
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the bum
Even if it's fun
Even with permission from your mum

So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a shot at eternity
And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance
He's gonna disembowel me

You say that
If I
Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker
That a muffin presupposes a baker
So we must agree sooner or later
This proves there's a creator
So if I put your foot in a stinker
You'd assume the existence of a sphincter
Thus you don't need to be a great thinker
To conclude that God's a bum
Which negates the words of Genesis 1
Which make him out to be so much fun
Until Adam succumbed
To temptation
And then his only son
Got nailed to a

| A chord diagramA minorAm  Am-maj7/G# | A chord diagramAm7/GAm7/G  Am6/F# | A chord diagramE minorEm  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |

| A chord diagramA minorAm  Am-maj7/G# | A chord diagramAm7/GAm7/G  Am6/F# |
| gum or the Middle Eastern e | quivalent which suggest that God's om |

| A chord diagramE minorEm  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |
| niscience is nullified by his am | bivalence. Unless it turns out that he's |

| A chord diagramA minorAm  Am-maj7/G# | A chord diagramAm7/GAm7/G  Am6/F# |
| impotent and if God can't get a | boner I guess that euxplains the ple |

| A chord diagramE minorEm  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |
| thora of huge erections in His | honour. Cos we all know a steeple is just a |

| A chord diagramA minorAm  Am-maj7/G# | A chord diagramAm7/GAm7/G  Am6/F# |
| subconscious, compensatory | manifestation of a huge, stiff |

| A chord diagramE minorEm  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |
| penis. And still He tell us that it's | heinous to stick a penis up your a |

| A chord diagramE minorEm  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |
| nus, even if you're | famous even if you like |

| A chord diagramC majorC   | A chord diagramB7B7   | A chord diagramB7B7   |(2/4) A chord diagramB7B7    |
| tennis   |   |   |(2/4) A chord diagramB7B7   |


(Double Time)
|(4/4) A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramC majorC   | A chord diagramB7B7   |
| So you're gonna | live in paradise |  with a | ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir |

| A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramE minorEm   | A chord diagramB7B7   | A chord diagramB7B7   |
| gins. So you're gonna | sacrifice your | life for a | ride on a UFO |

| A chord diagramC majorC   | C#o7   | A chord diagramD7D7   | A chord diagramE7E7   |
| And when the Lord | comes down with his | big, stiff, slimy | rod of judgment |

|(6/4) A chord diagramAm7Am7   | A chord diagramD13D13   | A chord diagramBm7Bm7   | A chord diagramE7E7   |
|(6/4) I'm gonna | be the first to | go, he's gonna | send me down be |

| A chord diagramAm7Am7   | A chord diagramD13D13   | A chord diagramG+G   | A chord diagramE7E7   |
| low, he's gonna | whip me like a | ho. D'ya really think | so? |

|(4/4) A chord diagramAm7Am7   | A chord diagramD13D13   | A chord diagramG+G blues thing    | A chord diagramG+G   |
|(4/4) I'm gonna | be the first to | go   |   |

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