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Intro: G Em C D Verse : G Em9 (Kate) When I was a girl, just a little girl Am D I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman G Em9 And I could grow a thatch of curls Am D A deep, dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world G Em9 Days became weeks, weeks became months Am D Months turned to years and it was like magic G Em It grew and grew, the greatest bush Am D That the kingdom ever knew
Pre-Chorus: C But at the turn of the millennium Em A fever gripped the land Am It was decreed that all the women D Look like little girls again Chorus: G Em But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D Growing a downstairs beard for you G Em I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D (G) Growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you-hoo-hoo G Em Merry Christmas Merry Christmas baby C D (G) Merry Christmas I'm growing it strong and true G Em Merry Christmas Merry Christmas baby C D Ding dong, ding dong Verse : G Em9 (Johann) When I was a boy, just a little boy Am D I was embarrassed by my body's changes G Em9 But then one day at the local pool Am D I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus G Em9 I was so impressed, it looked like Tom Selleck's chest Am D He was so proud as he towelled it down G Em9 I couldn't wait to cultivate Am D My very own hairy bum gown Pre-Chorus: C But at the start of the millennium Em Spandex gripped the land Am Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax D N.C. Now I'm growing it back, a gift for you to unwrap Chorus: G Em Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D I'm growing a downstairs beard for you G Em I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D (G) I'm growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you-hoo-hoo G Em Merry Christmas Merry Christmas baby C D (G) Merry Christmas I'm growing it strong and true G Em Merry Christmas Merry Christmas baby C D Ding dong, ding dong Bridge: Em F#m G We'll keep each other warm at night Am Bm F G With our jingle bell hairy stalactites Em F#m G We'll watch each other grow and grow Am I'll stick to you I'll stick to you D Like velcro Chorus: G Em (Kate) I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D Growing a downstairs beard for you G Em (Johann) Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D I'm growing it big, growing it thick G Em (Both) Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D I'm growing a downstairs beard for you G Em Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas C D (G) I'm growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you-hoo-hoo G Em Merry Christmas Merry Christmas baby C D (G) Merry Christmas I'm growing it strong and true G Em Merry Christmas Merry Christmas baby C D Ding dong, ding dong
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I'm Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas Chords Info
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Chords: G, Em, C, D, Em9, Am, A, F#m, Bm, F