I'm Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas chords by Kate Miller-Heidke

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:

G+G E minorEm C majorC D MajorD


Verse :

          G+G          Em9Em9
(Kate) When I was a girl, just a little girl
      A minorAm            D MajorD
I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman
      G+G        Em9Em9
And I could grow a thatch of curls
       A minorAm               D MajorD
A augmentedA deep, dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world
      G+G          Em9Em9
Days became weeks, weeks became months
         A minorAm          D MajorD
Months turned to years and it was like magic
      G+G         E minorEm
It grew and grew, the greatest bush
     A minorAm      D MajorD
That the kingdom ever knew

Pre-Chorus:
      C majorC
But at the turn of the millennium
 E minorEm
A augmentedA fever gripped the land
     A minorAm
It was decreed that all the women
     D MajorD
Look like  little girls again

Chorus:
           G+G          E minorEm
But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
     C majorC          D MajorD
Growing a downstairs beard for you
       G+G          E minorEm
I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
      C majorC           D MajorD           (G+G)
Growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G+G         E minorEm
 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas baby
C majorC           D MajorD           (G+G)
 Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
G+G         E minorEm
 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas baby
C majorC        D MajorD
Ding dong, ding dong

Verse :
           G+G         Em9Em9
(Johann) When I was a boy, just a little boy
    A minorAm           D MajorD
I was embarrassed by my body's changes
       G+G        Em9Em9
But then one day at the local pool
            A minorAm           D MajorD
I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus
      G+G                   Em9Em9
I was so impressed, it looked like Tom Selleck's chest
     A minorAm           D MajorD
He was so proud as he towelled it down
      G+G      Em9Em9
I couldn't wait to cultivate
    A minorAm      D MajorD
My very own hairy bum gown

Pre-Chorus:
      C majorC
But at the start of the millennium
E minorEm
Spandex gripped the land
   A minorAm
Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax
    D MajorD           N.C.
Now I'm growing it back, a gift for you to unwrap

Chorus:
         G+G          E minorEm
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
       C majorC          D MajorD
I'm growing a downstairs beard for you
       G+G          E minorEm
I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
        C majorC           D MajorD           (G+G)
I'm growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G+G         E minorEm
 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas baby
C majorC           D MajorD           (G+G)
 Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
G+G         E minorEm
 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas baby
C majorC        D MajorD
Ding dong, ding dong

Bridge:

E minorEm              F# minorF#m G+G
 We'll keep each other warm at night
A minorAm            B minorBm FF       G+G
 With our jingle bell hairy stalactites
E minorEm              F# minorF#m G+G
 We'll watch each other grow and grow
   A minorAm
I'll stick to you
I'll stick to you
   D MajorD
Like velcro

Chorus:
           G+G          E minorEm
(Kate) I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
     C majorC          D MajorD
Growing a downstairs beard for you
              G+G          E minorEm
(Johann) Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
        C majorC           D MajorD
I'm growing it big, growing it thick

             G+G          E minorEm
(Both) Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
       C majorC          D MajorD
I'm growing a downstairs beard for you
         G+G          E minorEm
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
        C majorC           D MajorD           (G+G)
I'm growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G+G         E minorEm
 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas baby
C majorC           D MajorD           (G+G)
 Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
G+G         E minorEm
 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas baby
C majorC        D MajorD
Ding dong, ding dong