Sextape chords by The Midnight Beast

Am F

C
Spend a night in Paris
Do it in a yaris
Suck a penis really shitty
      F    C
To get some publicity

If you wanna be a star
Then unhook your frickin bra
The public won't care who you are
Until you pant on camera

         Am
Spread it like a virus
                A   C
Then maybe somebody will come n hire us

           Am G C
Baby we should make a sextape
F
It's how you get famous
Act a little heinous
Finger in the anus

      Am G C
Put it in a sextape
F
Suckin' on my wotsit
Daddy shouldn't watch it
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

C
HOE... (Hey)x3
          F
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

       E  C
Time for the Kim Kardashian
The Pamela Anderson
On a pedalo in Ibiza
       F  C
Costa Rica with Tulisa


On a boat with Tommy Lee
In a bed with Mini Me
I swear your mother will agree
That it pays a decent fee

               Am
Spread that porno like it's herpes
A                    Am
It's the only way to work into your thirties

G           Am G C
Baby we should make a sextape
You'll be going viral
Not that kind of viral
Entering vaginal

      Am G C
Put it in a sextape
Next it will be Miley
Probability highly
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

C
HOE... (Hey)x3
          F
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

C     F      C    F
Assume a position, n screw a musician
              C    F
Film with an actor, bent over a tractor
             C    F
Seduce a producer, with implant bazookas
               Bb
Now that you're known, for screaming and moaning in

Am G C  F
Sextapes, schoolgirl in detention
Oiling up your engine, paying off your pension
      Am G C  F
Put it in a sextape, you could buy a penthouse
Centrefold of penthouse, I could play the boyfriend

        Am G C
When we make a sextape
F
Famous on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters
      Am G C
Put it in a sextape
F
Stick it up on redtube, cheeky bit of side boob
I could play the boyfriend
You could play my

C
HOE... (Hey)x3
          F
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])