Neighbors chords by Microwave

Song: Neighbors
Artist: Microwave
Album: Much Love

Verse 1:
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I forgot my stupid wallet in my car
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And we have walked like seven miles away
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From where we parked the car cause we wanted food, but we were too
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High to drive, it was a lot farther than I realized

Chorus:
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I am just a crooked joke
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with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
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The neighbor that you try to ignore
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But you wave to so you won’t look like an asshole

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So, I wrote you a new song and it goes like this:

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Verse 2:
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I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
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I will not walk all the way back to where we parked
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I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
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I will not walk all the way back to where we parked

Chorus 2:
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So, I’ll be on the centrefold
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As the poster child of all the biggest tools
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With a caption about being broke and disappointing everyone I know
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And disappointing everyone I know

Bridge:
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        ‘Cause I’m too resigned
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All my friends think I’m a douche now, and they’re probably right
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         But, “This is the life,”
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Tito says inside your pool with his arms stretched out across the side

Chorus 3:
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I am just a crooked joke
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with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
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The neighbor that you try to ignore
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