Intro: C Am I can trust him, I can feel it in my bones I know I can trust him, F Yes there's so many unknowns but look he's called Jacob, G And his friend Matty commented "Good on ya Jakey ya mad cuz" C Am Private schoolboys, the kind of boys I always trust that the government employs, F He plays football for his local club, and he goes to an F45, G C That's the same gym as that is a gym I have heard of F C And he was at Big Day Out, and he spewed up into a bin here's a picture, C
Here he is in Bali, bin tang singlet and full moon party Am See, he loves culture, he goes cow-tipping wow at the culture F Am G F Am G F a true country boy, and he banks with ING, he's banking responsibly, Am G Am G F G the Barefoot Investor's the one who suggested and he wouldn't lie to me N.C. I click on his profile, his two friends in his profile picture have liked multiple photos of him, left comments, I click on their profiles: they have friends, comments, likes This profile is ten years old, this is definitely a real person. "Hi Jake, is the reformer still for sale " "Hi Michelle, yep: got two left". "Great, do you take PayPal " "Oh I keep my PayPal separate cause it's the account I use for business" "Red flag!" "Yeah bank transfer's just easier for me, needs to be the full amount though" "Another red flag, wow!" "I've actually got quite a bit of interest in these so I can only hold them for half an hour if you decide that you're actually interested" "Okay well as a woman, you know, I simply cannot help " F G Running towards that, running towards that C Am F G Red flag like a bull to a rag, like Chanel to a bag, like your mum when Outlander's on, C Am F G Red flag like a dog to a bone, a Gen Z on their phone, queens on Drag Race when they don't sew, G come on babe you've seen the show, F G Am G F Like a lamb as she flocks to the slaughter, never to grow up and be a sheep, F G Am G F Like a hetero girl with depression flocks to a DJ with no top sheet, F G Am G F I'm all over this like bamboo to a panda, a goose to a gander, soap to coriander, Che Diaz Miranda, G Am G Like a duck on the water, like pervs love Euphoria, like Trump loves his daughter F G Am G Borealis Aurora the beautiful lights got me to take a chance on a man wearing Ed Hardy pants Am G F This is just like the time that I, Am G F Took that man from the street to Coles, Am G Am G F G And he asked me to buy him a strawberry Big M and then he stole my phone C Am F G Red flag like a bull to a rag, like that TV show Jag that spawned NCIS, C Am F G Red flag China and Vietnam, the list goes on and on, heaps of countries have red flags, D Bm G A Just taking a key change to brag on my knowledge of flags that have a bit of red in them D Bm G A Albania, Turkey and Tonga I could go on and on but I've gotta run to this D Bm G A Red flag asking me for some money, I'm sure it is fine or it's hopefully funny N.C. I'll transfer you I guess!
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