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πΈ Intro:
D#m G# G#m
πΈ Verse 1:
D#m
What a fine fellow, said his name was Hades
Picked me up in the back of his Mercedes
G#m
Long-haired, lookin' like Jesus, baby
G#m7
I guess I'll go, yeah, guess I'll go, yeah, yeah
D#m
Makin' out with our tongue, open mouth
Put his hand 'round my neck, no doubt
G#m
Says, "I got a place way down south"
G#m7
I guess I'll go, yeah, guess I'll go, yeah
D#m
All of the girls wearing long white dresses
Bmaj7
Didn't you say we're alone? Quit messing
G#m G#m7
He doesn't know I'm the jealous type
G# G#7
His face made me wet when I pulled out a knife
D#m Bmaj7
Is this a cult? Can we revolt?
G#
I don't play nice and you're not listening
G#7
I'll be the first one to steal all your bitches
D#m Bmaj7
Is this a cult? Take me home
G#
Won't work for you, won't make you no money
G#7
Get on all fours, bark like a dummy
πΈ Verse 2:
D#m
Now we're all takin' turns on the pony
Put a saddle on him, feed him macaroni
G#m
Pull his teeth out one by oney
G#m7
Make him smile, yeah, make him smile, yeah, yeah
D#m
Judie, Margaret, Lisa, and Sunny
Threw flour on him, looked like a mummy
G#m
Cracked some eggs on his bruised-up tummy
G#m7
Let him cook, yeah, let him cook, yeah
D#m
All of my girls wear whatever they wanna
Bmaj7
No men allowed 'cause they wanna control us
G#m G#m7
We grow our own food and don't need no money
G# G#7
Everything's free, and we have our autonomy
D#m Bmaj7
Is this a cult? Or is it home?
G#
We see the future and get what we want
G#7
We killed the leader, and now we're on top
D#m Bmaj7
Is this a cult? Can I come home?
G#
We make the rules, and we love on the land
G#7
We fuck ourselves better than they can
πΈ Outro:
D#m
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
C# G#
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
D#m
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
C# G#
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
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Published: March 28, 2026
Last Updated: March 28, 2026