Stupid Chords

Original Key: Eb Major Strumming: ↓↑,↓↑,↓↑,↓↑ 🎸 Intro: Eb Eb (No way, no way, no way, no way) Eb (No way, no way, no way, no way) [VERSE ONE] Eb Maybe his phone died on a long drive Eb Middle of nowhere Ab Stuck on the side of the road, no service Ab Cm No way he'd leave me on "Read" for two weeks on purpose Bb Eb Maybe he's busy picking flowers

'Cause he knows my birthday's next month, how sweet Ab Or he's taking a shower Cm Bb Drafting handwritten letters for hours on hours [PRE-chorus] Fm Gm Ab Surely his silence isn't him letting me go Fm And I know he can't read his watch Gm Ab I bet that's why he didn't show, I know 🎸 Chorus: Eb He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb Ab He probably couldn't spеll "valedictorian" Cm Bb And I'll admit there's brightеr stars in the sky Ab Bb He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time Eb But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here Ab With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Cm Bb Up and ghost me, he wouldn't Do it Ab No way, no way a boy's that stupid [INSTRUMENTAL] Eb [VERSE TWO] Eb What's there to not love? I'm the whole package Eb I'm funny and kind and I sing Ab Plus, I'm humble and most days attractive Ab Cm Bb So, no text back must mean something terrible has happened [PRE-chorus] Fm Gm Ab Surely his silence isn't him letting me go Fm So I check the local paper, Gm Ab making sure his name ain't written in bold, I know 🎸 Chorus: Eb He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb (A lotta bit pretty) Ab He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" (Little dumb) Cm Bb And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky Ab Bb He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time (Most of the time) Eb But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here (He isn't here) Ab With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Cm Bb Up and ghost me, he wouldn't Do it Ab No way, no way a boy's that stupid [INSTRUMENTAL] Eb Ab 🎸 Bridge: Eb No way, he wouldn't Do it (He wouldn't Do it) Ab No way, a boy's that stupid Cm Bb No way, no way Ab Bb No way, no way 🎸 Chorus: Eb He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb Ab He probably couldn't spеll "valedictorian" Cm Bb And I'll admit there's brightеr stars in the sky Ab Bb He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time Eb But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here Ab With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Cm Bb Up and ghost me, he wouldn't Do it Ab No way, no way a boy's that stupid 🎸 Outro: (No way, no way, no way, no way) (No way, no way, no way, no way)