The Ignominious Demise Of Dr Pilchard chords by The Mechanisms

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:

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Cm Cm Db C
Fm Cm Ab G x2 Cm

*Increase tempo*
Fm Cm Ab G x2

Verse 1:
Dr. Pilchard:

Cm
Finally I've got you trapped in here with me
     Db                         C
Your ship is seized, now you're on your knees
       Fm               Cm
You're overpowered, within the hour
      Ab               G
You'll be inside my laboratory

Chorus:

Fm          Cm
Life, life, eternity!
Ab                      G
This is the gift you'll grant to me
Fm        Cm
True immortality
Ab                  G
All of your secrets soon I'll see

Fm Cm Ab G x6

Verse 2:

Cm
Soon there'll be nothing money cannot buy
Db                            C
They'll swap their wealth for eternal life
    Fm                      Cm
The strife of man since the world began
      Ab                 G
Is to conquer death, and that's my plan

Chorus:

Fm          Cm
Life, life, eternity!
Ab                      G
This is the gift you'll grant to me
Fm        Cm
True immortality
Ab                  G
All of your secrets soon I'll see

Fm Cm Ab G x6

Verse 3:
Brian:

Cm
Hear what I say, for I'm an honest man
     Db                 C
I'll show you where our crew began
Fm                        Cm
The workshop hides in our ship's insides
         Ab                       G
And I'll take you there, for it's wrong to lie

Chorus:

Fm          Cm
Life, life, eternity!
Ab                 G
Granted by this laboratory

Pilchard:

Fm       Cm
I'll go alone to see
       Ab                G
You'll never escape that easily

Fm Cm Ab G x6

Cm
  Life, life, eternity!
Db                      C
I don't want this gift!   Keep away from me!
Fm          Cm
   No! Stay back! Stay Back!
Ab       G
   Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

Nastya:
                            G Cm
And we never saw him again