Hey Skinny Santa Ukulele chords by Jd Mcpherson

Chorus 1:
C
Hey, Mister Santa
C
How's it lookin'?
         F7
That thirty-two waistline
        C
You better get cookin'
       D
We need a big Santa
       C
It's almost Christmas time

Verse 1:
C

First stop, we gotta get to Chicago

The secret to the pizza there is in the dough
 F
Italian beef with giardiniera hot and sweet
C
Pop a Polish sausage on Maxwell Street
D                                                   F7
Windy City poppin' corn with caramel and cheese
C
Adds a couple notches to his belt with ease

Verse 2:
C
We gotta get some gumbo in N-O-L-A

Santa needs a pot of crawfish étouffée
F
Andouille and jambalaya, Santa don't stop
   C
A fried oyster po'boy and a nice Lagniappe
D                                                       F7
Fill him up with beignets and a box of pralines
C
We'll get his red britches bustin' at the seams

Chorus 2:
C
Hey, Mister Santa
C
How's it lookin'?
          F
That forty-two waistline
        C
You better get cookin'
       D7               G
We need a big Santa
      C
It's almost Christmas time

Bridge:
F7
I never though I'd see a skinny Old Saint Nick
      C7
It's mid-December Santa, better bulk up quick
F7
Hit up every donut shop, a hundred dozen
G
That's just enough to keep the big man runnin'

Chorus 3:
C
Hey, Mister Santa

How's it lookin'?
         F7
That fifty-two waistline
        C
You better get cookin'
       D7               G
We need a big Santa
       C
It's almost Christmas time

Verse 4:
C
Beat it down low over Memphis-town

Find his favorite barbeque and pass it around
F
Biscuits, grits and gravy and some chow-chow too
C
Fried green tomatoes for the reindeer crew
D                                                           F7
Chicken wings, mac-and-cheese, some buttermilk pie
C
Puts the old sparkle back in Santa's eye

Chorus 4:
C
Hey, Big Santa

How's it lookin'?
          F7
That ninety-nine waistline
        C
You better get cookin'
       D7            G
We got a big Santa
      C
It's almost Christmas time

It's almost Christmas time

It's almost Christmas time


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