In The Absence Of Christmas tab by Charlie Mcdonnell

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Em                          C
Sitting in the living room, staring at the decorations
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Feels so out of place in this house
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Sucking on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie
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Seems so out of place in his mouth
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Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate
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Someone get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry
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Ding dong merrily on high

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What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
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Oh, woah oh
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What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?

Em
Trick or treaters come a-knocking
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At Saint Nicholas' door, but he ain't got no candy for them
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Trick or treaters getting angry, throwing eggs at Santa's door
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But he tells them they'll be sorry come December 24
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This holiday, it makes no sense, no Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense
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Baby Jesus would be taking offence
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Santa's slouching by the fire in his jovial attire
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He collapses to his knees, won't somebody help him - please?

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What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
D        C
Oh, woah oh
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What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
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What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
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Oh, woah oh
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What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?

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And he lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he throws it in the road
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And the kids all start a-screaming as the lantern does explode
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But the parents of those kiddies hold old Santa to the ground
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Now Saint Nick is quite surrounded and Halloween is safe and sound

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Oh, what does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
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Oh, woah oh
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