Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
Em9Em9 D MajorD Em9Em9 D MajorD BB B7B7
e|-2-------0-2---|-2-----2---2---|-2-----2---|-2-------2-|-
BB|-0-0-2-3---0-0-|-3---3---3-3-3-|-0-3-0-0-3-|-3-3-0-4-0-|-
G+G|-0---------0-0-|-2-2-------2-2-|-0-0-0-0-0-|-2-----4-2-|-
D MajorD|-2---------2-2-|-0---------0-0-|-2-2-2-2-2-|-0-----4-1-|-
A augmentedA|-2---------2-2-|---------------|-2-2-2-2-2-|-0-----2-2-|-
E MajorE|-0---------0-0-|---------------|-0-0-0-0-0-|-----------|-
B7B7 Em9Em9
Okay like bad, little shawty
Em9Em9 E minor 7Em7
Tryna call me on my flip phone
Em9Em9 D MajorD
Told me to come over
D MajorD Em9Em9
So I think I'm 'boutta hit, bro
Em9Em9
Went up to her room
Em9Em9
She was takin' off my pants
D MajorD
But then she started screamin'
D MajorD BB
Like "Where the fuck your dick go?"
Chorus:
Em9Em9
Woah there, fuck that
Em9Em9
I forgot to stay strapped
E minor 7Em7
She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"
D MajorD
I guess that I misplaced that
E minorEm
This shit, don't make, any sense at all
D MajorD
I was feelin' so confused
D MajorD BB
Until I suddenly got a call
Bridge:
(Spoken)
E minorEm
(Ay, ay, ay, hello?)
E minorEm
Sorry, bro I had to borrow it (What?)
E minorEm
'Cause my girl, with my dick, she swallowed it (Huh?)
Em9Em9 E minor 7Em7
It's kinda hard to piss, with a larger dick (Yuh)
D MajorD
But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ay, ay, ay)
E minorEm
But one night I took it off and I swear to god I can't find it (What?)
D MajorD
When I put it down at my side bitch's
BB
I didn't think she would mind it, ay (Huh?)
E minorEm
Fuck, where did it go?
E minorEm
Can't believe I left this dick with a ho (brrr, brrr)
E minorEm
Never really meant to let down my bro
E minorEm D MajorD
And I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ay
E minorEm
Now I'm a mess (What?)
E minorEm
I just wanted sex (Huh?)
E minorEm D MajorD
I had to pull up to the bitch's address (Ay, yuh)
D MajorD BB
Respond to my text
Verse:
(Spoken)
E minorEm
(Fuck!)
E minorEm
Man I can’t believe I gotta do this shit
E minorEm
This is the last time I let him use my dick
E minorEm D MajorD
Now I’m fuckin’ mad, I was tryna smash
D MajorD
I don’t wanna talk to the stupid bitch
E minorEm
But we pulled up to the girl’s crib
E minorEm
And I can’t believe my own eyes
E minorEm D MajorD
It’s the same one I was tryna smash,
BB
but she had my dick the whole time
E minorEm
Bro what the fuck? Is this shit a joke
E minor 7Em7
You stealin’ my dick, now you takin’ my hoes
E minorEm
I’m sorry that you ain’t been hittin’ it right
E minorEm D MajorD
It’s the reason that she’s just been blowin' my phone
E minorEm
Bitch are you stupid, that ain’t even true
E minorEm
And my dick is not something that you can just take
E minorEm D MajorD
Sorry my homie you don’t even know me
D MajorD BB E minorEm
And honestly right now, you sound hella gay
Bridge:
Em9Em9
Now we fightin’ and we arguin’
Em9Em9
Like gimme that shit back
Em9Em9
But then suddenly outta nowhere,
Em9Em9 D MajorD
I heard this girl start to laugh
D MajorD Em9Em9
She said "I ain’t even got it,
Em9Em9
that shit was way to small
D MajorD
So I flushed it down the toilet,
D MajorD B7B7
because I was so appalled"
Chorus:
E minorEm
Like woah there, fuck that
E minorEm
I forgot to stay strapped
Em9Em9
She said "Where your peepee go?"
D MajorD
I guess that I misplaced that
E minorEm
This shit, don’t make, any sense at all
D MajorD
'Cause I just don’t feel the same,
BB
without a dick between my balls
Outro:
E minorEm
Please give me my dick back (Please give me my dick back)
D MajorD
I forgot to stay strapped
E minorEm
I forgot to stay strapped baby,
E minorEm D MajorD
my homie really lost my dick (My dick)