Everybody Needs A Ninja chords by Matthew Ebel

G6 - 320000

Verse:
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Every-body needs a ninja,
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Something I have always said,
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'Cause you never know when someone else might want to see you dead.

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Every-body needs a ninja,
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Ninjas know just when to strike,
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Though they dress the same I'd never say that they all look alike,
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'Cause that ain't right.

Chorus:
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They do ninja moves with ninja things, watch ninja ball with ninja wings,
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And ninja beers that they can kill one bottle at a time.
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They strike from near or far away, you’ll never know if you’re their prey,
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They always make their getaway, no ninja-prints or stars are left behind.


Verse:
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Every-body needs a ninja,
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Maybe one or two at work,
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So that you can use one when your boss is acting like a jerk.

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Every-body needs a ninja,
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Well that’s a simple fact of life,
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They can kill with sheets of paper, they don’t need no stinking knife.


Chorus:
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They live their lives so secretly, and ninjas kill so gracefully ,
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They leap from tree to tree like Jackie Chan or Chow Yun-Fat.
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They use their super ninja-power to kill someone at any hour,
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They could be hiding in your shower - you never know just where they’re at.


Verse:
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Every-body needs a ninja,
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Ninja podcasts are the best,
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But they only let you listen if you pass a ninja test.
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(Not like the rest)

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Every-body needs a ninja
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It’s good to have one on your side.
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Everybody loves a friend who would avenge them if they died.
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(That’s ninja pride)


Chorus:
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The ninjas are your biggest fan if you’re a member of their clan,
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And if you’re not your plan had better be to run like hell.
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'Cause ninjas find you anywhere, there might be ninjas in your hair,
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Or hiding in your underwear - They’re everywhere but nobody can tell.


Outro:
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Everybody needs a ninja.
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There’s one right behind me now-