College chords by Matt The Electrician

Capo 3
[Intro]
F C G C (x2)


[Verse 1]
     F             C
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library
    G        C
At Humboldt State University
     F         C
But I dropped out fifteen years ago
    G           Bb    C
And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna

  F       C
I never got my report card
     G            C
But I didn't go to class and I didn't work hard
    F          C
So I didn't wanna know how bad I did
    G           Bb   C
But I know I never made the dean's list

[Chorus]
    Am     E
And college is a waste of time
     F            C
If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker
 Am         E
You still have to wait in line
     F             G
At the bank drive through and the train tracks too
     F         C
Behind people like me with no degree
      G           C
'Cause I know the conductor and he knows me
      F              C
You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far
   G        Bb  C
And all I have is an old guitar


[Bridge]
F C G C (x2)


[Verse 2]
 F        C
Forty bucks for a bag of weed
     G        C
In the summer nineteen ninety three
 F        C
Forty dollars is all I have
     G        Bb      C
And it isn't mine, it belongs to my parents

   F             C
Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough
      G         C
In the cafeteria they got sloppy joes
      F        C
And the sloppy joes cost three points
     G           Bb   C
I won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough


[Chrous]
    Am     E
And college is a waste of time
     F          C
If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver
 Am        E
You still have to go to the store
   F           G
And share the road with a wide load
     F      C
Who's taking up all three lanes
     G             C
And you can't get around him it's a big pain
      F           C
And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days
     G              C
But he knows one thing and that's freeways
        F         C
He's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee
    G              Bb   C
And you're behind him with your college degree


[Verse 3/Outro]
     F             C
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library
    G        C
At Humboldt State University
     F         C
But I dropped out fifteen years ago
    G           Bb    C