Chords with lyrics
Capo 3
[Intro]
FF C majorC G+G C majorC (x2)
[Verse 1]
FF C majorC
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library
G+G C majorC
At Humboldt State University
FF C majorC
But I dropped out fifteen years ago
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC
And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna
FF C majorC
I never got my report card
G+G C majorC
But I didn't go to class and I didn't work hard
FF C majorC
So I didn't wanna know how bad I did
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC
But I know I never made the dean's list
[Chorus]
A minorAm E MajorE
And college is a waste of time
FF C majorC
If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker
A minorAm E MajorE
You still have to wait in line
FF G+G
At the bank drive through and the train tracks too
FF C majorC
Behind people like me with no degree
G+G C majorC
'Cause I know the conductor and he knows me
FF C majorC
You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC
And all I have is an old guitar
[Bridge]
FF C majorC G+G C majorC (x2)
[Verse 2]
FF C majorC
Forty bucks for a bag of weed
G+G C majorC
In the summer nineteen ninety three
FF C majorC
Forty dollars is all I have
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC
And it isn't mine, it belongs to my parents
FF C majorC
Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough
G+G C majorC
In the cafeteria they got sloppy joes
FF C majorC
And the sloppy joes cost three points
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC
I won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough
[Chrous]
A minorAm E MajorE
And college is a waste of time
FF C majorC
If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver
A minorAm E MajorE
You still have to go to the store
FF G+G
And share the road with a wide load
FF C majorC
Who's taking up all three lanes
G+G C majorC
And you can't get around him it's a big pain
FF C majorC
And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days
G+G C majorC
But he knows one thing and that's freeways
FF C majorC
He's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC
And you're behind him with your college degree
[Verse 3/Outro]
FF C majorC
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library
G+G C majorC
At Humboldt State University
FF C majorC
But I dropped out fifteen years ago
G+G Bb majorBb C majorC