Lobster chords by Matt Maltese

🎸 Verse 1:
 G                             Cm
Sat here half-alone beside my screen
 G                                 Cm
People come and go, that’s how it works out here
 F                            C
Hope I find someone just like me
 G                              Cm
Talking to stranger ‘cross the world
 G                               Cm
Cereal and sweatpants, where’s my girl?
 F                            C
Hope I find someone just like me

🎸 Chorus:
 G
Listen, your commander’s speaking
 B7
I’m so sad to tell you this, but
  Em
There are no free agents left
C                Cm
We’re bringing your time to an end
     G
And this is me from out the curtain
 B7
Saying I’m not cut out for this
Em
Quest for orange Wednesday’s lover
 C                 Cm          G
Guess I’ll never be a red lobster

🎸 Verse 2:
 G                                 Cm
Walking through a crowd of empty hearts
 G                                 Cm
Destined for the factory as spare parts
   F                              C
I hope they give mine to someone sweet

🎸 Chorus:
 G
Listen, your commander’s speaking
 B7
I’m so sad to tell you this, but
  Em
There are no free agents left
        C                Cm
We’re bringing your time to an end
     G
And this is me from out the curtain
B7
Saying I’m not cut out for this
Em
Quest for orange Wednesday’s lover
 C                Cm           G
Guess I’ll never be a red lobster

🎸 Interlude:
G   B7   Em   C

G    C    Am    D


Coda:
G                             C                                        Am
Table for one at the bar of love they’re blazing ‘When I’m Sixty Four’
                          D
Can you cook the lover’s set menu for one person?
    G                                 C                                  Am
And maybe it’s just me, and that’s okay and there’s no level of wordplay
                                  D                            G
That beats what Reddit tells you this can be a lonely, lonely place

🎸 Outro:
G     C

                G          C
This can be a lonely place
                G          C
This can be a lonely place
   G   C   G   C   G   C   G   C   G