Ballad Of A Pandemic

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse 1: Gb I got a fake tin hat and a pin on my chest B I got a disinfected?scarf?on my neck Gb There’s?a lot on our plate and?I don’t mean food B There’s a lot of bad things that?could? really ?hurt you Refrain: B Gb I’m scared Verse 2: Gb I’m? afraid of dying?as much as the next guy B I want you to be fine more than I can describe Gb Sit tight on your couch like a soldier in a dressing gown B Wear plastic gloves and please don’t come around

Refrain: B Gb I’m scared Bridge: B And help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re not nice B Help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re hostile B And help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re not nice B Help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re hostile Outro: Gb When it couldn’t get worse it does just that B Death is exponential but this life is flat Gb And I’m borderline too mushy about this B But if you’re not kind now then your eulogy will stink B I'm