Mrs Potato Head chords by Melanie Martinez

One of my favorites off the album! :)

* = single strum

Intro: Dbm B A E

       Dbm
If you weren't born with it
           B
You can buy a couple ornaments
             A
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
              E
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Dbm                B
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
              A
You can always call up a professional
               E
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Dbm
Kids forever, kids forever
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive


Dbm
 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B
 is it true that pain is beauty?
A
 Does a new face come with a warranty?
E
 Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm
 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
 How did you afford her surgery?
A
 Do you swear you'll stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm  B
    Even if her face don't stay together
A   E


             Dbm
If you want a little more confidence
                     B
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
               A
All you need's a couple more condiments
                    E
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
   Dbm
It's such a waste
                 B
When little girls grow into their mothers face
                   A
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
                  E
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate


Dbm
Kids forever, kids forever
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive


Dbm
 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B
 is it true that pain is beauty?
A
 Does a new face come with a warranty?
E
 Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm
 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
 How did you afford her surgery?
A
 Do you swear you'll stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm
Stay forever, stay forever
B
Even if her face don't stay together
A
Stay forever, stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together


Dbm *
 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B *
 is it true that pain is beauty?
A *
 Does a new face come with a warranty?
E *
 Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm *
 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B *
 How did you afford her surgery?
A *
 Do you swear you'll stay forever
(stop)
Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm
Stay forever, stay forever
B
Even if her face don't stay together
A
Stay forever, stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together