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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
NOTE:
On the bridge there is this weird thing I made (Chord, Chord, X) and it's like when you get to the X
you can tap your ukulele / guitar on the beat if you want to but nothing else.
This is my first try on making these things so feedback would be appreciated.
Intro:
F Em
Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
Am G
Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
F Em
Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
An G
Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh
Buh-buh-buh-buh
Verse 1:
F Em Am G
Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around
F Em Am G
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
F Em Am G
You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry
F Em Am G
If you dangle that diploma and I dead, you don't be surprised
Pre-Chorus:
F Em Am G
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
F Em Am G
I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy
F Em Am G
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
F Em Am G
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy
Chorus:
F Em Am G
I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now
F Em Am G
Spell my name on a fridge now, with all your alphabet toys
F Em Am G
You won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now?
F Em G
You're the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy
Interlude:
F Em
Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
Am G
Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
F Em
Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
Am G
Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh
Buh-buh-buh-buh
Verse 2:
F Em Am G
Apples aren't always appropriate apologies
F Em Am G
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
F Em Am G
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
F Em
But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
Am G
And your dictionary's destroyed
Pre-Chorus:
F Em Am G
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
F Em An G
I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy
F Em Am G
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
F Em Am G
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy
Chorus:
F Em Am G
I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now
F Em Am G
Spell my name on a fridge now, with all your alphabet toys
F Em Am G
You won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now?
F Em G
You're the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy
Bridge:
F, F X Em, Em Am, Am
Alphabet boy, oh, alphabet boy
G Em F G
Alphabet boy, alphabet boy
Am Em
My alphabet boy, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Chorus:
F Em
I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now
Am G
Spell my name on a fridge now, with all your alphabet toys
F Em Am G
You won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now?
F Em Am G
You're the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy
Outro:
F Em
(Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh)
Am
(Ah-ah-ah,)
G F
Alphabet boy
G Am
Oh, yeah
Em F
Alphabet boy
Em Am
Alphabet boy
G F G Am
My alpabet boy
Em F
Alphabet boy
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Other versions of this song
- Alphabet Boy (Chords)
- Alphabet Boy (Intro)
Song History
Last Updated: February 23, 2026