Atheists Don't Have No Songs chords by Steve Martin

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   Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers
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A
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
                      E7
Hava Nagila's for the Jews,
         A
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
              D        A
Atheists just sing the blues.

A
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
                       E7
Born agains sing He is risen,
           A
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
            D         A
For godless existentialism.

For Atheists,
        D
Theres no good news,
        G#                 A
They'll never sing a song of faith.


     D
For atheists,
     G
They have a rule,
     G#          A
The he is always lowercase.

             G#          A
The he is always lowercase.


Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
                        E7
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
        A
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
                 D     A          D     A
But they do have Sundays free.  (have Sundays free)

Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
                          E7
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
     A
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)
              D      A
Atheists have rock and roll.


For Atheists,
D
Theres no good news,
        G#         A
They'll never sing a song of Faith.
D
In their songs,
            G
They have a rule,
     G#          A
The he is always lowercase.
            G#   A
The he is always lowercase.

                              (Key Change) C
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists

G           C
Dont have no Songs!!


C
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
                      G7
Hava Nagila's for the Jews, (for the Jews)
         C
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
              F      C
Atheists just sing the blues.


                F
Catholics dress up for Mass,
    B           C
And listen to, Gregorian chants.

F           Bb
Atheists just take a pass,
      B
Watch football in their
C
underpants.
                        B  C
Watch football in their underpants.

                                   D
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
A7          D            A7    D
Dont have no songs!