The Grandmother Song chords by Steve Martin

Chords with lyrics

C majorC            G+G
Be courteous, kind, and forgiving
G7G7            C majorC
Be gentle and peaceful each day
C7C7          FF
Be warm and human and grateful
G+G          C majorC
And have a good thing to say
C majorC                 G+G
Be thoughtful and trustful and optimistic
G7G7          C majorC
Be witty and happy and wise
C7C7               FF
Be honest and love all your neighbors
G+G               C majorC
Live in a swamp and be three dimension
C majorC                 G+G
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
C majorC        G+G
Be sure to stop at stop signs
G7G7        C majorC
And drive fifty-five miles an hour
C7C7          FF
Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
G+G            C majorC
And when you get home get a master's degree in geology

G7G7             C majorC
Be pompous, obtuse and eat cactus
C7C7             FF
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
G+G              C majorC
Look forward to things you don't know about
C7C7             FF
Put a live chicken in your underwear
G+G              C majorC
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival


       C majorC         G+G
(Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot
      G7G7       C majorC
(Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot
      C7C7             FF
(Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear
G+G           C majorC
Go into a closet and suck eggs