Bastard chords by Mark Lemhouse

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
E MajorE
Standing by the jukebox, drinking a mojoto,
   A augmentedA
with my libido and bean burrito,
E MajorE                B7B7
I hate this bar, but I love the alcohol.
E MajorE
Bartender said I had too much,
  A augmentedA
you know that pissed me off a touch,
    E MajorE    B7B7          E MajorE
i sais "Buddy, you don't know me at all"

Chorus:
E MajorE
you're a bastard, can't you see,
A augmentedA
you keep on bugging me,
E MajorE             B7B7
your really getting on my nerves.
E MajorE
these old blues they got to go,
A augmentedA
and no one likes you don't you know,
E MajorE      B7B7          E MajorE
Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard.

Verse 2:
E MajorE
This guy cuts the front of the checkout line,
 A augmentedA
I guess he really needed that box of wine,
  E MajorE           B7B7
Its 9am and he's already plastered.
E MajorE
So I leaned over and hit the intercom,
A augmentedA
I said "Ground Control to Major Tom,
E MajorE          B7B7          E MajorE
Attention shoppers, you're all a bunch of bastards.

Chorus:
E MajorE
you're a bastard, can't you see,
A augmentedA
you keep on bugging me,
E MajorE             B7B7
your really getting on my nerves.
E MajorE
these old blues they got to go,
A augmentedA
and no one likes you don't you know,
E MajorE      B7B7          E MajorE
Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard.

Verse 3:
E MajorE
Got a bill collector of the phone,
A augmentedA
I'm watching the game man, leave me alone,
E MajorE                     B7B7
Tried to cut him off but he keeps talking faster,
E MajorE
Told ya twenty times the check's in the mail,
A augmentedA
You got to believe me I remember it well,
E MajorE                B7B7       E MajorE
cause when I signed the thing I made it out to Bastard.

Chorus:
E MajorE
you're a bastard, can't you see,
A augmentedA
you keep on bugging me,
E MajorE             B7B7
your really getting on my nerves.
E MajorE
these old blues they got to go,
A augmentedA
and no one likes you don't you know,
E MajorE      B7B7          E MajorE
Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard.

Slows:
E MajorE
Soccer mom in an SUV
A augmentedA
Talking on the phone, she don't see me,
E MajorE             B7B7
I'm on the way to meet my master.
E MajorE
North bound truck in a southbound lane,
A augmentedA
drove through my body like an ol freight train.
E MajorE         B7B7     E MajorE
Dead in my tracks...you're a bastard.

Chorus:
E MajorE
you're a bastard, can't you see,
A augmentedA
you keep on bugging me,
E MajorE             B7B7
your really getting on my nerves.
E MajorE
these old blues they got to go,
A augmentedA
rolling on over to Kokimo,
E MajorE      B7B7          E MajorE
Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard.

Outro:
E MajorE
You win the spelling bee,
A augmentedA
B.A.S.T.A.R.D
E MajorE             B7B7
You're really getting on my nerves.
E MajorE
Bastard. 100 percent.
A augmentedA
Might as well run for President,
E MajorE         B7B7
The votes are in, looks like you win
  E MajorE
For Bastard.

E MajorE       B7B7       E MajorE
Now everybody knows you're a bastard.
E MajorE          B7B7      E MajorE
No matter where you go, you're a bastard.