Porn Is Good For The Soul chords by Marina And The Diamonds

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
C                E
  I'd rather go home
C                        E
  And watch pornography alone
C
  I've got a big collection
E
  A really huge selection
C                        E
  And if I'm really desperate
               C
I'll call my ex up
                     E
And have sex on the phone
C                   E
  It beats orgasming alone

Chorus:
F                    C
Porn is good for the soul
E
But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole
F                       C
  Unless you own a good dildo
E
   But then I bet you think I'm a
C E       C               E
whore...


Verse 2:
C          E
  Sex is a drug
C              E
  So throw me a bone
C             E
  It's so innocent
C                      E
  That's why I always go home alone
C                      E
  'Cause I'm feeling ashamed
C                       E
  That I think like a boy
    C                       E
Oh, women are meant to act coy
C                             E
  That's why we buy all these toys

Chorus:
F                    C
Porn is good for the soul
E
But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole
F                       C
  Unless you own a good dildo
E
   But then I bet you think I'm a
C E       C                   E
whore... I don't care (I don't care...)