The Absolute Worst chords by Man Overboard

Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst

Downtune by half a step.



G  x2

        Bm
I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
                     D
Or spit the bullshit right back in your face

You never had an ounce of promise within you
      G
Every word you says a lie so please don't continue

You bitch

G
I'm too good for someone like you anyway


        D
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
  G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
        D
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from

G  x2


         Bm
And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
                    D
I really just gotta hate him for loving you

If what he wants is a fight then alright
         G
You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night

You bitch
G
I'm too good for someone like you anyway

(Don't make me say it again)


        D
Because kids like you are the absolute worst,
  G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
        D
Because kids like you are as bad as they come,
G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from


G  x2

Yeah!

G  x2

        D
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
  G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
        D
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from

        D
Because guys like you are the absolute worst,
  G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
        D
Because guys like you are as bad as they come,
G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from




And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
Eb
Fm
Cm
G#