Valentines Day chords by Mal Blum

Verse 1:
G
I'm hungover
     E
It's valentine's day morning
Am                       D                    G
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
           E             Am
We've been dating for so long
       D
I love you

    G                        E
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses
Am                           D
Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses
G           E                   D
If I'd only known what you were up to or who

        G                        E
Cause I brought you the paper, I brought you the news
  Am                          D
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
         G                        E               Am    D
That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you

           G                          E
But haven't you seen the paper haven't you seen the news
            Am
Now there's something I've got to say and I've got to
D
Say it to you
G                     E                  Am          D
What do you send when flowers just won't do?


Chorus:
                                 G         E
Let's stop cheating on each other
                                 Am        D
Let's stop cheating on each other

(woah)
                                 G         E
Let's stop cheating on each other
                                 Am        D
Let's stop cheating on each other
                      G    E    Am    D
This valentine's day


Verse 2:
G              E
I came over to borrow a loofah
Am                    D
How was I to know you would be schtupping her?
G                                        E
I guess it's kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya
      Am      D
I know

G                           E
Don't get me wrong I mean I know you're an aries
           Am                            D
And you've got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
G                       E
I think I like it but I like it because
        Am                                                             D
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent
                 D*
myself from dealing with my real issues


Chorus:
                            G         E
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            Am        D
Let's stop cheating on each other

(woah)
                            G         E
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            Am        D
Let's stop cheating on each other


Bridge:
'cause the community
G          E
Isn't that big
         Am               D
And they will always find out
           G                E
Let's stop cheating on each other
         Am             D
And just break up right now

                                 G   E   Am   D
I mean, we're not even thirty yet
                      G        E
I mean, we're not even 25, or 24 or 23
              Am                         D
But I'll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
G                          E
Don't get me wrong I'm not opposed to being poly
      Am                                   D                          D*
But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else!
                 G     E     Am    D
Stop cheating on me!


Outro:
                            G
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            E
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            Am
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            D
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            G
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            E
Let's stop cheating on each other
                            Am
Let's stop cheating on each other
                             D        D*
(Let's stop cheating on each other)
                      G*
And happy valentine's day!